I finally read the ingredients sticker on the salami I've been putting in my sandwiches off-and-on for a year now. It has "beef & PORK, and PORK HEARTS." Should I eat it or starve?
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."
I know there are black girls out there who are into white guys, but whenever I see a hot black girl I can't imagine she's one of them. Or at least, wouldn't go for me. That might be one (of many) that goes unfulfilled for me.
That's why I was careful to talk up my allergies all week. Last thing I need is them contingency planning for my exit, or scotchguarding my snow cone maker