Houshphandzadeh wrote:

ReadingPhilly wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Oops. Three Muskateers

i haven't met a single girl in so long. even cute nurse girl who wanted me to go to trivia tonight and hang while our two friends did whatever has a boyfriend.

I think I should start telling my young friends to do their thing but lock it up by 24 or 25. You spend all college telling yourself no way you'll get married until you're thirty and then all of a sudden THERES NO ONE LEFT

Except the last resorts aka the ones that are still cute but been around.

I am going to check this nerdslut thing out this weekend

WilliamC wrote:

my cousin mose wrote:

WilliamC wrote:I didn't put a chew in for two days but its time. I've almost quit. ALMOSt

i'll be over in a few mins. holy $#@! that $#@! hard to quit

You aren't kidding, it's definitely hard. I rarely ever feel like I need one but when I drink I always feel like I need to throw the chew in the middle. This skoal longcut tastes so good in my mouth

i was pretty much done with tobacco a few years ago and then i went thru a stressful as fuck situation with my son where i coudln't smoke. now i every time i accidentally bite my bottom lip, i'm jonesing

I'm looking for a girl who's hot but with an obvious flaw.

four horsemen? i live with my parents ffs*

*subject to change, soon, hopefully

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'm looking for a girl who's hot but with an obvious flaw.

I got the girl for you if you don't mind the pillpopping flaw

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

ReadingPhilly wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Oops. Three Muskateers

i haven't met a single girl in so long. even cute nurse girl who wanted me to go to trivia tonight and hang while our two friends did whatever has a boyfriend.

I think I should start telling my young friends to do their thing but lock it up by 24 or 25. You spend all college telling yourself no way you'll get married until you're thirty and then all of a sudden THERES NO ONE LEFT

i half assed it and never took things seriously because i always thought i'd wind up with this one girl. now i'm kicking myself because i know missed out on some good shit, but things are sort of back on with this girl, which would be awesome. or agonizing. more awesome though i think.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'm looking for a girl who's hot but with an obvious flaw.

i'm looking for an around the way girl

WilliamC wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'm looking for a girl who's hot but with an obvious flaw.

I got the girl for you if you don't mind the pillpopping flaw

Mind? MIND??

Barry Jive wrote:four horsemen? i live with my parents ffs*

*subject to change, soon, hopefully

i live with my parents.

*not subject to change for the forseeable future.

Barry Jive wrote:four horsemen? i live with my parents ffs*

*subject to change, soon, hopefully

Yeah, nevermind, there's plenty of us. Still up for balling on 4/4?

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'm looking for a girl who's hot but with an obvious flaw.

How about a girl who's flaw is that she's not that hot. Did I just blow your mind?

the grass is ALWAYS greener

I don't live with my parents, but I think they're taking me out to dinner tomorrow night or Saturday for brunch in Philly. So that's nice. Haven't seen them in three months, so they're all excited I'm in town.

Werthless wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'm looking for a girl who's hot but with an obvious flaw.

How about a girl who's flaw is that she's not that hot. Did I just blow your mind?

cute with a personality that fits > hot

jerseyhoya wrote:I don't live with my parents, but I think they're taking me out to dinner tomorrow night or Saturday for brunch in Philly. So that's nice. Haven't seen them in three months, so they're all excited I'm in town.

Is your sister going?

ReadingPhilly wrote:

Werthless wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'm looking for a girl who's hot but with an obvious flaw.

How about a girl who's flaw is that she's not that hot. Did I just blow your mind?

cute with a personality that fits > hot

I just quoted this and wrote "better than hot," then remembered that's what > means, then deleted it, but now I feel like you guys should know.

Werthless wrote:

jerseyhoya wrote:I don't live with my parents, but I think they're taking me out to dinner tomorrow night or Saturday for brunch in Philly. So that's nice. Haven't seen them in three months, so they're all excited I'm in town.

Is your sister going?

Tell us about dude's hot sister.

I'm taking my parents and sister out in Harrisburg tomorrow night to the Colisseum then Gilligans. It's really for me but they will have fun.

If my sister would hook me up with her friends my girl worries would be over

let's hear some sisters a/l

Werthless wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'm looking for a girl who's hot but with an obvious flaw.

How about a girl who's flaw is that she's not that hot. Did I just blow your mind?

"A guy can't sell his blood cause he's got hepatitis, but he can't afford hepatitis medicine unless he sells his blood. So he poses nude in art classes. Plus one time he did it with a dead guy."