Seal the deal/switching threads/?

I have never been a closer td. Never. I mean I get lucky sometimes but my best quality is making possibilities happen only to let them go.

I think I am entering the stage where I am looking for a "permanent" girlfriend and not just some fun and cool slut. I am sure that will change when certain situations come up.

I am glad to be moving to Harrisburg soon though. Whole new world of possibilities.

Our conversations always end up like something on a f'd up version of dr. phil

Houshphandzadeh wrote:^ baseball guy

at least i am not a wrestling guy.

WilliamC wrote:Seal the deal/switching threads/?

I have never been a closer td. Never. I mean I get lucky sometimes but my best quality is making possibilities happen only to let them go.

I think I am entering the stage where I am looking for a "permanent" girlfriend and not just some fun and cool slut. I am sure that will change when certain situations come up.

I am glad to be moving to Harrisburg soon though. Whole new world of possibilities.

Our conversations always end up like something on a f'd up version of dr. phil

it's k, willy, i'm not a very good closer, either. if it's a girl i actually like, i get really nervous and talk too fast and whatnot. it's weird because when it's a hot girl who isn't gf material, i'm smooth as hell.

actually, that's probably not that weird.

Yeah it pisses me off. I do have a couple of good go to wingmen when they are asked or whatever. I am pretty good at it too.

The thing though with being able to talk to girls is very true. I can talk to any girl like its nothing unless I actually have a personal interest. Then my game goes wrong a lot of times. I think that is very common though and most people just lie about how good they are. I mean I know guys that are smooth but there is nobody that don't feel a little nerves kicking in when they are talking with a really hot girl that they REALLY like

i bet jerz is smooth as shit

Baha, I'm awful. But then, you knew that.

I thrive on either pity or desperation. And usually, I'm dumb enough to screw up even desperation, because I get all guilty taking advantage and whatnot when the girls are drunk. I would be better off with an arranged marriage. I can get along with almost anyone so long as she wasn't too repulsive or dumb.

this was all just a ploy to get you to post about chicks. we've finally confirmed that you're not gay.

This guy is the smoothest out there with his negs and sets.

I thought all gay people posted like steagles.

I loved the education I got at St. Joe's, and the friendships from there that I still have today, but I really wish I got more interaction with chicks in high school.

I'm going to stop embarrassing myself (at least on this front) at this point.

Time for one or three more drinks and rewatching the Liverpool match from today on Setanta. Or watching the game Housh posted about.

gay, republican, giants fan.... weird.

My best friend in high school got with all the girls I wanted to before I got a chance. So it was nice when we were apart in college. Now we are back as barbuddies and it is because he just has that "GO GET EM" attitude and I am more of a sit and wait for them type of guy. It doesn't usually work out well that way at bars. When I get drunk I am like a peacock trying to pull out all the feathers at once and that only works when I am not the drunkest person involved

WilliamC wrote:When I get drunk I am like a peacock trying to pull out all the feathers at once and that only works when I am not the drunkest person involved

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wtf

Bill McNeal wrote:gay, republican, giants fan.... weird.

Larry Craig and Mark Foley are beacons of hope in the gay Republican world.

he's just trying to get post of the day.

I get that awful "Lemme upgrade you" song in my head every time I see the word upgrade.

That's about how witty I am with chicks when I am drunk. I start saying things that I think are funny and really they are probably either really offensive or make no sense

i'm not very good in a bar type situation, at least not yet. i need to lay down some groundwork.

BSG bar outing would be fantastic. jerz and i could take notes. housh and ptk to lead the way. steagles in tow with a midget gymnast in his backpack in case things get crazy. grotes in the van with a radio to drop us some one-liners. and the dude bringing up the rear guard in case we meet a pair of really kinky lesbians.

jerseyhoya wrote:I get that awful "Lemme upgrade you" song in my head every time I see the word upgrade.

it's coming back in a week