i am terrified. today is my first day of "on-the-job" training. people's lives are in my hands. good thing i took it easy last night.

so what are you doing? Flying an airplane? Surgery? Working the fry-o-lator?

let's just say if you value your life and you're in the city of philadelphia...911 might not be the best way to solve your crises

BARRY DRUNKEN JIVE IS A 911 OPERATOR

PB or FB?

PB

you have to go through me to get the FB/EMS operator. so no one is safe.

Barry Jive wrote:let's just say if you value your life and you're in the city of philadelphia...911 might not be the best way to solve your crises

Is this your way of giving us your phone number?

td11 wrote:

steagles wrote:

Woody wrote:Guys this isn't funny. There was seriously a gigantic tribesman in the middle of Audubon, PA today.

did you try to explain the concept of steagles to him? i hear that makes for a hoot.

fwiw, that girl hasn't so much as made eye contact with me in class since her encounter with housh and i.

housh and me.

steagles wrote:

td11 wrote:

steagles wrote:

Woody wrote:Guys this isn't funny. There was seriously a gigantic tribesman in the middle of Audubon, PA today.

did you try to explain the concept of steagles to him? i hear that makes for a hoot.

fwiw, that girl hasn't so much as made eye contact with me in class since her encounter with housh and i.

housh and me.

i don't think he's into that

how about a nice #2.

Michael Jackson's brother plans slavery theme park
The entire article is awesome:

Visitors will be able to explore the site of the former transatlantic slave trade, honour the hundreds of thousands who died in what were horrific human rights abuses, and then head off for a round of golf or a massage, before gawping at animatronic versions of the siblings who sang ABC and I Want You Back.

The developers' plans, which include a lifesize replica of a slave ship, holograms of the Jackson Five and robot versions of 18th-century African musicians, are not without their opponents.

"It is not appropriate from a cultural or historical point of view," Nigerian historian Toyin Falola told the BBC. "Moneymaking and historical memory are allies in the extension of capitalism. You cry with one eye and wipe it off with a cold beer, leaving the other eye open for gambling."

steagles wrote:how about a nice #2.

it's real, and it's spectacular.

Werthless wrote:Michael Jackson's brother plans slavery theme park
The entire article is awesome:

Visitors will be able to explore the site of the former transatlantic slave trade, honour the hundreds of thousands who died in what were horrific human rights abuses, and then head off for a round of golf or a massage, before gawping at animatronic versions of the siblings who sang ABC and I Want You Back.

The developers' plans, which include a lifesize replica of a slave ship, holograms of the Jackson Five and robot versions of 18th-century African musicians, are not without their opponents.

"It is not appropriate from a cultural or historical point of view," Nigerian historian Toyin Falola told the BBC. "Moneymaking and historical memory are allies in the extension of capitalism. You cry with one eye and wipe it off with a cold beer, leaving the other eye open for gambling."

Jesus christ I thought this was an Onion article before I clicked on it

Nope, just Nigeria.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I stayed up to see Fallon, not sure why because I won't stay up again whether it's good or not.

So what did you think Housh? I thought it was a little awkward, at times boring, and nearly a trainwreck.

CFP wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I stayed up to see Fallon, not sure why because I won't stay up again whether it's good or not.

So what did you think Housh? I thought it was a little awkward, at times boring, and nearly a trainwreck.

I thought the cold open was decent, monologue was surprisingly good, especially "Slow Jam the News." The DeNiro interview was dreadful, imo, Fallon seemed all nervous even though it was obviously rehearsed. I thought the JT interview was fun, especially the dead-on Michael McDonald impression. I fell asleep before Van Morrison. I was just really annoyed with stuff like Space Train and Lick Something for Ten Bucks; the whole funny because it's not funny thing is a billion years old at this point.

But as I alluded to, I almost always fall asleep by 12:30 anyway, so I probably won't be catching much more of it.

EDIT: changed Chris to Mike, thanks Ptk!

When cutting muffins in your office, an open Super Sharpie can be a very effective way to mask any odor.

The new Schwans girl is a hottie, I don't even think she had makeup on. I gave her a tip so hopefully next time she has sex with me.

My cat just pooped on the floor and now he's trying to cover it up with air.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:My cat just pooped on the floor and now he's trying to cover it up with air.

My cat used to cover it up with a mat I had in the bathroom. Smart one, that cat.