td11 wrote:it wouldn't surprise me to find out that jeff2sf is the editor-in-chief of pitchfork media.

Pompous, opinionated, and long-winded? You might just be onto something!

(just messin' jeff, u know eye loves u!)

My evening is a little empty without a Phils victory.

A lady that my wife and I used to work with won the Pick 5 in PA last week for 150K. After the state takes their cut, she's going to walk away with ~80K.

TenuredVulture wrote:My evening is a little empty without a Phils victory.

I'm pacing back and forth like a little kid because I'm so bored.

In the past half hour I've attempted to read a book, play a video game, hang out with the old lady, and watch tv but nothing is working.

I think I might go to the liquor store.

Phight On! wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:My evening is a little empty without a Phils victory.

I'm pacing back and forth like a little kid because I'm so bored.

In the past half hour I've attempted to read a book, play a video game, hang out with the old lady, and watch tv but nothing is working.

I think I might go to the liquor store.

You gave up doing each of these things after like 5 minutes? I think it might take me 5 minutes just to figure out what game to play and turn on the system.

lethal wrote:You gave up doing each of these things after like 5 minutes? I think it might take me 5 minutes just to figure out what game to play and turn on the system.

I should have put a "/" between hanging out with the wife and watching tv.

The book that I got like 5 pages into is called The Relaxation Response which is pretty ironic.

The best feature of this generation's video game systems is that you can turn them on with the wireless remote.

SOOOOOOOO BORRRRRRRRRRED

Woody wrote:SOOOOOOOO BORRRRRRRRRRED

sex with pregnant women is fun

The Red Tornado wrote:

Woody wrote:SOOOOOOOO BORRRRRRRRRRED

sex with pregnant women is fun

It sure is! And she says her husband's in Chicago!!!!

I missed this, does this mean Woody's not coming to the poker game this saturday?

I briefly entertained the idea of getting another tattoo but after looking around the living room for a few minutes, the best thing that I could come up with is an autographed picture of Jake LaMotta knocking Sugar Ray Robinson through the ropes.

I think I'm calming down now. I might give Rainbow 6 Vegas II another shot.

I have $37 in ones in my wallet right now.

I spent a good portion of my Saturday night as a patron at a strip club. And my roommates did too. And they owed me money.

Now my wallet doesn't close.

Phight On! wrote:I'm pacing back and forth like a little kid because I'm so bored.

In the past half hour I've attempted to read a book, play a video game, hang out with the old lady, and watch tv but nothing is working.

I think I might go to the liquor store.

Good idea. I just started drinking. You know the Phils are going good when them not playing is driving you to drink, as opposed to the other way around.

Maybe we should have the next BSG get together at an AA meeting.

I KID

I like it. We'd still be anonymous.

Didn't I? wrote:

Phight On! wrote:I'm pacing back and forth like a little kid because I'm so bored.

In the past half hour I've attempted to read a book, play a video game, hang out with the old lady, and watch tv but nothing is working.

I think I might go to the liquor store.

Good idea. I just started drinking. You know the Phils are going good when them not playing is driving you to drink, as opposed to the other way around.

Yeah I think this is the best route. I'll be back in about 20 minutes.

I put this in another thread (or at least I think I did) that this year has been bizarro world for Phillies fans so far.

Except at the other BSG get together, we used real names. So that wasn't very anonymous.

you are a wierd fellow

mpmcgraw wrote:you are a wierd fellow

Me or PhightOn?