phatj wrote:

Grotewold wrote:

Woody wrote:I think there are at least 5-10 girls/women at my company that could be objectively described as stunningly beautiful, which is nice

There are zero here. I don't even think I could piece together assorted features and body parts to create one hot girl.

You work in IT?

A healthcare communications company with 38 woman and 6 men. It's astounding, really.

It's OK, though -- I can focus during the day and enjoy the eye candy in my neighborhood at night.

Though a single solitary cute girl would make the status meetings more tolerable.

Where are all these cougars I keep hearing about?

you're not that desperate, are you housh?

I heard they look good in the dark.

Any plumbers out there in BSG land?

Space station's sole toilet out of order

Phan In Phlorida wrote:Any plumbers out there in BSG land?

Space station's sole toilet out of order

who builds a massive international space station with ONE toilet???

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I heard they look good in the dark.

I'm going to have to wait and see how that picture looks when I get back from happy hour later.

(Yeah, basically, I'm in a slump.)

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
(Yeah, basically, I'm in a slump.)

there is only one thing you can do

philliesr98 wrote:

Phan In Phlorida wrote:Any plumbers out there in BSG land?

Space station's sole toilet out of order

who builds a massive international space station with ONE toilet???

A temporary solution...

Woody wrote:

Bob Loblaw wrote:

Woody wrote:I think there are at least 5-10 girls/women at my company that could be objectively described as stunningly beautiful, which is nice

I do practice sexual harassment defense; please provide your company with my info.

Jeff Esquire
Head Legal Hack / Autograph Hound
69 Maloney Way
Tampa, Florida

The zip code is 35626, and, to be accurate, it's Matt Maloney Drive.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Where are all these cougars I keep hearing about?

I know you don't wanna hear this, but they're at the shore.

i already picture grote as looking like jemaine, and if housh shows up looking like bret on 6/4, it would literally make my day.

If I grew my hair out, pretty much...

Maybe not as squirrelly.

We need a Murray

And td could pretty much be the jerky friend - what's his name? - if it was Halloween, we'd be crushing.

Woody wrote:I think there are at least 5-10 girls/women at my company that could be objectively described as stunningly beautiful, which is nice

My work is like that. When we have meetings with the whole department, I go around and count the "yes's" in my head. Usually it's like 75%. And that's using, like, standards. If we're talking "in a pinch," it could be damn near everyone.

Part of my company is a big interactive agency, and over there it's like shootin fish in a barrel. Crazy

town's the fish, people are the barrel...

was the giambi joke just not funny?? :?