random crazy shit

by **WilliamC** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 00:11:43

I am going to kill my ex best friend or do his girlfriend. He is X starting tonight, and I put an x on him.

DICK

by **td11** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 01:18:22

WilliamC wrote:I am going to kill my ex best friend or do his girlfriend. He is X starting tonight, and I put an x on him.

DICK

explain.

by **WilliamC** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 01:37:30

td11 wrote:
WilliamC wrote:I am going to kill my ex best friend or do his girlfriend. He is X starting tonight, and I put an x on him.

DICK

explain.

I went to a stupid play to watch this girls sister because she had to go watch her sister. The girl is pretty ok in the looks department and my friend made me look like an ass and I am pissed.

Then to add salt in the wound they are probably still out drinking and having fun and I am just being pissed off.

I hate people that tell everything you say to them to the people you are talking about.

The girl herself isn't mad or anything, but my friend deserves bad things. I can't go into full detail because I just get pissed at friends that try to make you look bad to other people.

by **WilliamC** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 01:43:17

I am talking about guy code and I feel it was violated.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:04:07

If you need help with the revenge, I'm up for some random crazy shit.

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:05:24

http://ktla.trb.com/news/local/video/ktla-video-beijingpenis,0,4923681.htmlstory

Bill Plaschke eating penis.

by **steagles** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:10:21

jerseyhoya wrote:http://ktla.trb.com/news/local/video/ktla-video-beijingpenis,0,4923681.htmlstory

Bill Plaschke eating penis.

he couldn't get it out of his mouth.

by **Grotewold** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:56:09

td11 wrote:

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 15:53:19

For realz... scented tires

by **Bucky** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 09:43:41

The driver struggled with a passenger-side door and - while still talking on his cell phone - escaped.

by **Woody** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 09:45:52

Bucky wrote:The driver struggled with a passenger-side door and - while still talking on his cell phone - escaped.

"There was a fellow with white hair out for his morning walk. It happened right in front of him," Ban said. "He just continued walking. He refused to be fazed by it."

:lol:

by **Bucky** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 09:51:31

He's been around the block a few times. Nothing fazes Pat Gillick anymore.

by **The Dude** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:47:38

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008 ... fact_grann

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 02:31:49

by **Ace Rothstein** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 02:59:52

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/8157 ... d28vz4.jpg

by **td11** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 00:31:38

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/col/725246623.html

by **td11** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 00:43:20

This is brilliant.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpa/409930561.html

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

by **Bucky** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 01:06:39

That's stupid. He's not even taking into account the repetitive stress weakness of the players which advance into succeeding rounds.

I call shenanigans.

by **swishnicholson** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 01:34:34

Bucky wrote:That's stupid. He's not even taking into account the repetitive stress weakness of the players which advance into succeeding rounds.

I call shenanigans.

I believe you're referring to caps or candy abuse points, and yes this treatment has caused many a candy-coated shell to crack prematurely.

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:39:02

Bucky wrote:That's stupid. He's not even taking into account the repetitive stress weakness of the players which advance into succeeding rounds.

I call shenanigans.

If he set it up a single elimination tournament, he could avoid that problem. Each M&M competes in the first round, the winners go on to the second, and so on.

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