momadance wrote:http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php

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Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going.  She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life.  She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it.

jerseyhoya wrote:This is a way for government employees to score the best prices on teen wives, right?

Woody wrote:

jerseyhoya wrote:This is a way for government employees to score the best prices on teen wives, right?

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"Thank God for your site!  Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

—Mrs. Addrien L.


"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves.  Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.


“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to.  I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14


“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi!  We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.


“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy.  Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills.  I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"

—Nancy A.

Bob Loblaw wrote:How is this legal?

momadance wrote:http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php

Age: 15,
Location: South

Bride Price:
$20,995

... was raised from birth knowing that her place in life was to be a good wife and mother and she might as well get started on that now.

She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we’ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that.

Age: 16,
Location: Southeast

Bride Price:
$8,995

...a tomboy through and through and can hunt, fish and shoot and drive with the best of them, quote sports stats from any team you’d like to mention, and can hold her own in a cussing contest. While all that is great fun she’s tired of being thought of as one of the boys when she’s a girl at heart. She’s looking to be treated like the young lady she really is.

For lunch she would take a hard boiled egg, remove the yolk, fill the inside with mustard and tabasco and then put the halves together and eat it. Then she would drink two cans of diet coke through a twizzler, then fill one of the cans with vodka and drink it through another twizzler.

"While we were watching ... he calmly walked up to the front (of the bus) with the head in his hand and the knife and just calmly stared at us and dropped the head right in front of us."