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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Mar 27, 2008 17:34:58

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Roughly: kids who wear some black, have a few piercings, and listen to punky rock.


Any correlation to "modern primitive"?
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Postby Slowhand » Mon Mar 31, 2008 14:42:45

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.


3 DVDs worth of action huh? Dude's like the Sting of picnic table humpers.
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon Mar 31, 2008 16:06:32

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Apr 18, 2008 23:32:03

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Postby Bakestar » Sat Apr 19, 2008 08:35:27



Who spilled skim milk everywhere?
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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Apr 19, 2008 16:23:57

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Postby Phight On! » Thu Apr 24, 2008 02:05:18

Moorestown, NJ Cop charged with animal cruelty for having sex with cows.

It should also be noted he and his former girlfriend were already in custody for sexually assaulting 3 women between 2003 and 2006.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Apr 27, 2008 19:58:09

Defendant sues jail for malnourishment. He's lost 105 pounds while awaiting trial, and now tips the scales at a lean 308.
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Postby swishnicholson » Mon May 12, 2008 01:02:49




Burmese pythons - many of whom have been dumped by their owners - have thrived in the wet and hot climate of Florida's swamps over the past 20 years.


Oh good.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue May 27, 2008 00:01:48

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Postby Slowhand » Tue May 27, 2008 00:08:35

I like that the Police Lieutenant and suspect have the same last name, but they wait until the very end of the article to tell you they are not related. Since it's in Arkansas, I was expecting them to be related. It was actually kind of a let down.
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Postby philliesphhan » Tue May 27, 2008 00:24:17

It's weird that one capitalizes the V and the other doesn't. I found this odd:

The suspect, 29-year-old Patrick Paul Duvall is in custody charged with four counts of battery. Investigators say he stole a red truck near the scene to get away. Witnesses chased him.

"It's a place where people can go swimming, take their families, have a picnic, very beautiful area up there, but unfortunately this happened up there," says Lt. Aaron DuVall with the Russellville Police Department.

He adds, "The person that was taken into custody is Patrick Hall Duvall."


So does this mean they got the wrong guy? This article is so confusing. No wonder why that guy got mad over a dog fight.
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Postby Slowhand » Tue May 27, 2008 00:58:28

philliesphhan wrote:It's weird that one capitalizes the V and the other doesn't.


Except that they don't even keep this consistent throughout the article. Each guy gets both spellings.
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Postby swishnicholson » Thu May 29, 2008 00:41:21

Rachel Ray-Terrorist Sympathizer???!!!!!

Critics, including conservative commentator Michelle Malkin, complained that the scarf looked similar to the black-and-white checkered kaffiyeh, the traditional Palestinian scarf. Critics who fueled online complaints about the ad in blogs say such scarves have come to symbolize Muslim extremism and terrorism...

A statement issued by Canton, Mass.-based Dunkin’ Brands Inc., however, said the scarf had a paisley design, and was selected by a stylist for the advertising shoot.



Oh, yeah . Like PAISLEY is any better!!!!
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Postby lethal » Thu May 29, 2008 01:04:25

Michelle Malkin is an idiot.

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu May 29, 2008 01:35:26

Oooooh! I knew it! Rachael Ray's a terrorist! I just knew there was something fishy about her! Her and that Barak Husayin Osama are secret Muslimses and will force us all to convert to Islamamuslimism!
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Postby Bob Loblaw » Thu May 29, 2008 09:08:57

Behead Rachel Ray.
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