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by Houshphandzadeh » Wed Sep 26, 2007 21:32:45
meatball wrote:The Red Tornado wrote:meatball wrote:My cat (whose name is Chase, btw) just walked on my keyboard and managed to send an email, step off the keyboard, look at me, and fart audibly.
describe in detail what cat fart smells like
Pretty much what you'd imaging. Digested processed tuna and other meat byproducts. Fairly pungent.
Awwwww, you get him the good stuff
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by Trent Steele » Wed Sep 26, 2007 21:32:55
Did he just say Nunez has homered off of Dotel? Thats unpossible
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by Houshphandzadeh » Wed Sep 26, 2007 21:33:13
philliesphhan wrote:Nunez batting makes God cry
you're saying put him in when you're losing in the 4th?
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by milton bernard thompson » Wed Sep 26, 2007 21:33:44
nunez's best strategy would definitely be waiting for the pitcher to throw 2 strikes, then swinging at anything close to a possible wild pitch or passed ball and hope it works out.
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by The Red Tornado » Wed Sep 26, 2007 21:34:04
cshort wrote:meatball wrote:My cat (whose name is Chase, btw) just walked on my keyboard and managed to send an email, step off the keyboard, look at me, and fart audibly.
who'd he e-mail?
Morris?
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by philliesphhan » Wed Sep 26, 2007 21:34:48
Houshphandzadeh wrote:philliesphhan wrote:Nunez batting makes God cry
you're saying put him in when you're losing in the 4th?
God cries every time Nunez is allowed to bat
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by meatball » Wed Sep 26, 2007 21:34:48
cshort wrote:meatball wrote:My cat (whose name is Chase, btw) just walked on my keyboard and managed to send an email, step off the keyboard, look at me, and fart audibly.
who'd he e-mail?
One of my coworkers
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by Trent Steele » Wed Sep 26, 2007 21:34:53
El Duque in for Mets 
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by Disco Stu » Wed Sep 26, 2007 21:36:27
Monkeyboy wrote:Nunez's slugging % goes down a little more, if that's fathomable.
That is the point wehre fathomable and possible diverge. While it may not be possible, it will ALWAYS be fathomable.
Check The Good Phight, you might learn something.
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by Drugs Delaney » Wed Sep 26, 2007 21:37:09
Houshphandzadeh wrote:isn't Myers way tired?
He just had two days off earlier this week. Besides, he's available every day whether he pitches well or not.
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