I've been in the NovaCare Complex

It's not just a calculator, it's a "Little Professor" - I know because I was psychologically damaged by the thing. All the cool kids had those little coleco handheld sports games and my parents kept getting us these POS's saying it was the same thing (one broke and they actually replaced it).

By the way, I'm hell at Math so Little Professor is 0-1 in my case.

i like strawberry flavored candy.

i can run kinda/sorta fast-ish.

td11 wrote:i can run kinda/sorta fast-ish.

td11 wrote:i think i am this board's only non-white member.

hmmm....where's Jimmy the Greek when you need him?

I went on a Choir Tour to Canada. I was a tenor. The first night we stayed with this creepy guy in a one bedroom apartment in Binghamton NY. He had a tub but no shower or shower curtain. In his kitchen.

VoxOrion wrote:I went on a Choir Tour to Canada. I was a tenor. The first night we stayed with this creepy guy in a one bedroom apartment in Binghamton NY. He had a tub but no shower or shower curtain. In his kitchen.

Um, I hate to break it to you, but that guy was definitely up to something, as Binghamton NY is not in Canada.

One time me and a friend at Dickinson stumbled into these two guys who took us to their apartment and got us high saying they went to the local violin college, then played violin for us for about an hour and a half. Weird thing is there's no such violin school in Carlisle.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:One time me and a friend at Dickinson stumbled into these two guys who took us to their apartment and got us high saying they went to the local violin college, then played violin for us for about an hour and a half. Weird thing is there's no such violin school in Carlisle.

playing violin=gay sex?

ekravitz wrote:I work too hard and don't have enough fun

I have too much fun and hardly work.

You and Woody, man. Oh, Gillick should get Ervin Santana, what you want to have sex with Ervein Santana baha oh should you get directv or comcast what is that like balls or shaft bahaha.

Violin school dammit. They played a nice violin.

I think about 99.999% of the decisions I've made were wrong.

TenuredVulture wrote:

VoxOrion wrote:I went on a Choir Tour to Canada. I was a tenor. The first night we stayed with this creepy guy in a one bedroom apartment in Binghamton NY. He had a tub but no shower or shower curtain. In his kitchen.

Um, I hate to break it to you, but that guy was definitely up to something, as Binghamton NY is not in Canada.

It was on the way (we stayed in homes of people from the churches we visited). There were two of us (I was 15, the other guy was 17), I think he was a an akly in recovery and they selected the two of us because they knew we could handle ourselves if he misbehaved - he didn't, but we skipped showering.

The people we stayed with in Toronto were upper middle class nuclear family types, and man were they funny - I couldn't believe how different we ended up being culturally. They asked if we wanted to watch American news and we said no we wanted to see Canadian... their entire news broadcast was about the United States.

They had "porridge" for breakfast (oatmeal) and their kids were mocking us because we didn't pour milk (that came out of a plastic bag) all over it - like we were the freaks.

We testified to the greatness of being Americans and they converted.

The Dude wrote:I think about 99.999% of the decisions I've made were wrong.

I hope the .001 was a big one.

Marion wrote:

philliesphhan wrote:I stood in line for Kevin Stocker's autograph and was happy about it

I stood in the rain at a Commerce Bank opening to get his autograph. Also got him to turn my class ring.

was he a teller?

I took a half personal day today. that was stupid

Why

that's personal, the dude

You're a ****tease

I pour milk on my oatmeal. And my head is not bisectional.

Bucky wrote:I pour milk on my oatmeal. And my head is not bisectional.

But your an American, so that just makes you eccentric and cute, not weird and anti-Christish.