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Postby lethal » Wed Dec 10, 2008 00:43:31

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/907788944.html

Originally Posted: Thu, 6 Nov 04:01 EST
I have a huge bathroom.
Date: 2008-11-06, 4:01AM EST


I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money.
I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home.

My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it.

I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better.
You may have guest over as long as they are cnfined to the bathroom as well. This might seem a bit odd but please remember the rent is $400 and the bathroom is large.

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Dec 10, 2008 00:57:42

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Postby Bakestar » Wed Dec 10, 2008 14:10:48

Foreskin stupid

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Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Dec 10, 2008 14:41:45

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I wanted a copy of that. Also it's fun to read that as joboggi.
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Postby td11 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 15:58:59

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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Dec 10, 2008 16:00:49

True story--I was in the mall and someone fell like that on the escalator. So, thinking clearly, I hit that emergency stop button. I'm still waiting for my Nobel prize.
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Postby Woody » Wed Dec 10, 2008 16:04:28

TenuredVulture wrote:True story--I was in the mall and someone fell like that on the escalator. So, thinking clearly, I hit that emergency stop button. I'm still waiting for my Nobel prize.


Was it CrashburnAlley?
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Dec 10, 2008 16:09:28

Woody wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:True story--I was in the mall and someone fell like that on the escalator. So, thinking clearly, I hit that emergency stop button. I'm still waiting for my Nobel prize.


Was it CrashburnAlley?


It might have been if Crashburn Alley is a 60 year old woman. Since this was over then years ago, she'd be about 75 now.
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Postby phdave » Wed Dec 10, 2008 21:39:55

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Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Dec 12, 2008 14:51:09

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man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Postby 1 » Fri Dec 12, 2008 15:58:05

Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby VFB » Sat Dec 13, 2008 01:07:45

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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Dec 13, 2008 15:14:59

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Postby CrashburnAlley » Sun Dec 14, 2008 00:41:56

TenuredVulture wrote:
Woody wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:True story--I was in the mall and someone fell like that on the escalator. So, thinking clearly, I hit that emergency stop button. I'm still waiting for my Nobel prize.


Was it CrashburnAlley?


It might have been if Crashburn Alley is a 60 year old woman. Since this was over then years ago, she'd be about 75 now.


I have the body of a 60-year-old woman, if that counts for anything. Probably not.

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Postby Stay_Disappointed » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:02:11

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This made me lolz....
I would rather see you lose than win myself

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon Dec 15, 2008 03:49:26

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Postby Stay_Disappointed » Mon Dec 15, 2008 09:06:14

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Postby Bakestar » Mon Dec 15, 2008 09:21:29

the yellow M&Ms-as-corn are a needed flourish
Foreskin stupid

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Postby 1 » Mon Dec 15, 2008 13:05:49

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Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Dec 18, 2008 14:04:44

Christmas tree for Vermont State House...

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