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by **philliesphhan** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 21:51:17

CrashburnAlley wrote:Florida man accused of sandwich assault

A Fort Pierce man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich.

Police say 19-year-old Emmanuelle Rodriguez was riding with his girlfriend Friday when he became angry as she drove and hit her in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.

The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and Rodriguez then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.

Rodriguez is free on $7,500 bail. Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

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by **BigEd76** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 00:34:00

by **Monkeyboy** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 02:28:43

kruker wrote:

Mr and Mrs Jack Sprat??

by **The Red Tornado** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 08:35:09

Cooking is more fun when you make the ingredients

by **phatj** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:28:56

The Red Tornado wrote:Cooking is more fun when you make the ingredients

**CONTENT NSFW**

by **The Red Tornado** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:42:50

phatj wrote:
The Red Tornado wrote:Cooking is more fun when you make the ingredients

**CONTENT NSFW**

I dare you to skip to page 6

by **kruker** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:27:42

I guess weird wedding pictures are the new thing on message boards, because I just got emailed this picture. Good for him and a "what the hell is she thinking?" to her.

by **Phight On!** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:47:01

kruker wrote:I guess weird wedding pictures are the new thing on message boards, because I just got emailed this picture. Good for him and a "what the hell is she thinking?" to her.

She looks exactly like a girl I went to high school with that I almost hooked up with on like 5 different occasions but it never happened. This girl is obviously crazy, but in a weird hot way.

I was so close. God damn it.

by 1 » Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:57:14

she looks like she could be 17 or 45

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:59:09

http://arkansasbusiness.com/article.aspx?aID=110003

by **Bakestar** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:59:41

1 wrote:she looks like she could be 17 or 45

And nowhere in between. But obviously you meant that.

by 1 » Fri Nov 21, 2008 17:00:43

by **kruker** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 17:23:18

1 wrote:

good for RyHo

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 17:27:16

Between her and the girl to the left, that is one slutty party

by **Stay_Disappointed** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 18:20:27

1 wrote:

"I'm so happy chicks dig the long ball"

by **Slowhand** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 18:34:26

Rev_Beezer wrote:Guys, let's not be so damn shallow. I know she doesn't exactly look like what you (or I) would call attractive, but someone else does, and you know what? God love him for it.

Seriously. If there is a Heaven then this guy better be given a nice corner of it.

by **Slowhand** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 18:36:58

kruker wrote:I guess weird wedding pictures are the new thing on message boards, because I just got emailed this picture. Good for him and a "what the hell is she thinking?" to her.

I don't know, I'd say they're pretty much in the same league if you ask me.

by **WilliamC** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 18:38:18

He is an ugly dude but yeah I've seen a lot worse mismatches than that.

by **Bakestar** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 18:41:30

Do we even necessarily know that they're the bride and groom?

by **Slowhand** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 18:50:25

Speaking of mismatches, today I saw this bleached blonde, very tan amazon tall woman with a dwarf guy. I know it's not the same without pictures, but it was....striking.

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