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by **td11** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 02:35:39

what why

by **Phight On!** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 03:47:31

td11 wrote:no

I said the same exact thing.

On the bright side if she's ever not in the mood, he can always fuck her chin/neck.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:35:23

by **Stay_Disappointed** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 13:29:19

Phight On! wrote:
td11 wrote:no

I said the same exact thing.

On the bright side if she's ever not in the mood, he can always $#@! her chin/neck.

I mean he's no model or nothin' but she looks like that monster from the goonies

by **seke2** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 13:34:31

Warszawa wrote:
Phight On! wrote:
td11 wrote:no

I said the same exact thing.

On the bright side if she's ever not in the mood, he can always $#@! her chin/neck.

I mean he's no model or nothin' but she looks like that monster from the goonies

monster had more hair

by **ReadingPhilly** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 13:42:19

Warszawa wrote:
Phight On! wrote:
td11 wrote:no

I said the same exact thing.

On the bright side if she's ever not in the mood, he can always $#@! her chin/neck.

I mean he's no model or nothin' but she looks like that monster from the goonies

that's a fucking woman?

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 16:42:59

kruker wrote:

If this were the "caption" thread...

"His Commanding Officer often wondered why Wayne always volunteered for the most dangerous missions".

by **The Red Tornado** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 16:53:07

that HAS to be a dude!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 16:55:38

Is there a website devoted to these two? I want to read an interview or something. I need answers.

by **kruker** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 17:18:06

Myspace #1

Myspace #2

No interviews, so those myspaces pages will have to do. A friend of mine sent me a link to another forum that found these pictures. I had to look at 100 or so Megan Fox pictures to clear my mind before going to sleep last night.

by **kruker** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 17:19:25

by **laf837** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 17:20:29

I'm calling bullshit on this. seems too contrived on the myspace

by **The Dude** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 17:20:42

That's mean, they're in love and that's all that matters

by **kruker** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 17:25:16

laf837 wrote:I'm calling $#@! on this. seems too contrived on the myspace

You think they set up a fake wedding?

I mean, I hope it's fake. If I've learned anything about myself, it's that I love tequila and that I have no standards when I drink tequila. I'd like to think that an abomination of god such as this doesn't exist just so I don't have to worry about one day waking up out of a tequila bender in this monster's lair.

by **Rev_Beezer** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 20:45:23

If you check out his myspace, apparently she's preggers.

Still, hey, if they make each other happy.

by **Stay_Disappointed** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 20:48:45

Rev_Beezer wrote:If you check out his myspace, apparently she's preggers.

Still, hey, if they make each other happy.

they are going to REPRODUCE? thats whats wrong with this friggin country

by **WilliamC** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 20:51:53

I am now ruined for the rest of this evening.

by **Rev_Beezer** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 20:52:51

Guys, let's not be so damn shallow. I know she doesn't exactly look like what you (or I) would call attractive, but someone else does, and you know what? God love him for it.

by **ReadingPhilly** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 21:44:38

"her" myspace mood of 'Mood: nauseated' is quite appropriate.

also, who in their right fucking mind, writes "she is lovely isnt she???" on one of his pictures of her. sweet mother of christ.

by **ReadingPhilly** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 21:48:53

oh man she's pregnant too, one person actually commented that news:

holy shit dude that is gonna be the ugliest kid ever, what the fuck is wrong with you? that kid is gonna want to kill themselves when they realize what they look like. i know you are a scrawny dorky type but you could have done better than john wayne gacey dude.

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