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Postby Marion » Thu Dec 18, 2008 22:31:09

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"I tell all kids not to use that word. If they're 29 and they win the World Series, I think they can say that.
But I definitely would say to all the kids out there, 'Kids, it's a bad word. Don't say it. And I'm dead serious.' "

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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Dec 18, 2008 22:35:17

That's from a country that either: (1) uses the metric system; or (2) grows 2 and 1/2 foot bannanas.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Postby Woody » Thu Dec 18, 2008 22:45:19

That's the Visanthe Shancoe model
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Dec 19, 2008 00:19:08

I'm going to start using the metric system.
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Postby cartersDad26 » Fri Dec 19, 2008 00:23:33

TenuredVulture wrote:I'm going to start using the metric system.


25.4 mm per inch. a foot is about 900mm. I got real good at it when I used to do Federal work - designed an entire courtroom in it.

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Postby swishnicholson » Fri Dec 19, 2008 01:18:16

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And the video:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFx2hSkuWk8[/youtube]
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Postby cartersDad26 » Fri Dec 19, 2008 09:28:59

dude

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Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Dec 19, 2008 09:31:03

Belongs in the creepy thread.
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Postby steagles » Fri Dec 19, 2008 09:37:26

cartersDad26 wrote:dude
i know.

i must have one.
if you don't know what the wrestlers are trying to do--how certain moves and holds are supposed to work and so forth, then it might just look like too sweaty guys rolling around on a mat.

Oh. I'm replying to a Steagles post. Um. OK.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Dec 22, 2008 23:12:48

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Postby swishnicholson » Tue Dec 23, 2008 02:06:32

TenuredVulture wrote:Some of the Rite-Aid website is NSFW! Surprised? I was.

This stuff is not legal in Alabama.


Which led to me to wonder how other mass market retailers handled the marketing of vibrators, which led me to this review of the Femblossom vibrator on the Walgreen's site:

I had trouble getting it in position, and the batteries wore out before I was finished operating the machine. When I was finished the machine had a funny smell.
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Postby Phight On! » Tue Dec 23, 2008 08:16:06

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Dec 26, 2008 22:44:08

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Postby 1 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 23:26:49

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Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby Monkeyboy » Mon Dec 29, 2008 23:53:37

That's a few dogs short of a new sport, like the Iditarod without snow, and with bikes instead of sleds.
Agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lay awake all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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