I hope this ends well

I need big piece to get his ads to the coach house asap. This bitch is a nine, but crazy as fuck. Walking distance but still...

And I have two shots of fireball that I have zero intention of finishing in front of me... all yours

And a chick that can suck a semi limp ads whiskey duck back to life in as little as twenty minutes

are you sure you didn't mean Daemon

meow

we're not alone
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azrider wrote:And I have two shots of fireball that I have zero intention of finishing in front of me... all yours

And a chick that can suck a semi limp ads whiskey duck back to life in as little as twenty minutes

That's fowl

Multiple bad decisions were made last night.

azrider wrote:Multiple bad decisions were made last night.

As long as you understand that posting about them here was not one of them.

More bad decisions!

And if you're a good friend and you cock block me and you're married and I'm better friends with your wife... that's kinda fucked up

It was like the maid of honor had a checklist of the wrong things to say during her toast. After she was done, nobody even drank. They just stared in disbelief. Boo birds were out too.

PrattRules wrote:It was like the maid of honor had a checklist of the wrong things to say during her toast. After she was done, nobody even drank. They just stared in disbelief. Boo birds were out too.

I thought that kind of thing only happened in movies.

TenuredVulture wrote:

PrattRules wrote:It was like the maid of honor had a checklist of the wrong things to say during her toast. After she was done, nobody even drank. They just stared in disbelief. Boo birds were out too.

I thought that kind of thing only happened in movies.

life is a lot like the movies.

except sex

21 years after we graduated, one of my best friends from college, who'd had terrible luck on the relationship front almost all his life, finally got engaged.

so what did she say?? and are you implying you had sex with her??

She mentioned how much she didn't like the bride, her sister, growing up and still didn't "understand" her now but loved her anyway. Then she rambled for 15 minutes sprinkling in the things she doesn't like about her and how their relationship has always been rocky.

Did not have sex with her. She bangs a 41 year old dude. Was just saying sex is not like the movies. Kinda wish I didn't make that post.

Sounds like the bride made a quality choice for maid of honor

Could've been worse. I know of a wedding where it came to light during the reception that the maid of honor and groom had been sleeping together for like the last 6 months.

PrattRules wrote:except sex

Napalm wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:

PrattRules wrote:It was like the maid of honor had a checklist of the wrong things to say during her toast. After she was done, nobody even drank. They just stared in disbelief. Boo birds were out too.

I thought that kind of thing only happened in movies.

life is a lot like the movies.

I don't see a lot of movies, either.