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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby momadance » Sun Mar 01, 2015 15:34:17

Wearing my Halladay shirtsey at a bar in the keys. Someone just asked me who he is. Urge to kill rising.

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby Napalm » Sun Mar 01, 2015 16:34:33

momadance wrote:Wearing my Halladay shirtsey at a bar in the keys. Someone just asked me who he is. Urge to kill rising.

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have fun man. nothing but snow up here

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby SK790 » Sun Mar 01, 2015 16:34:57

Shoulda just given him an icy glare.
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby Soren » Sun Mar 01, 2015 17:05:24

wife got me Laphroaig. She confused my distaste for peat with preference for peat. So far...this is an interesting drink.
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby swishnicholson » Sun Mar 01, 2015 17:06:58

Soren wrote:wife got me Laphroaig. She confused my distaste for peat with preference for peat. So far...this is an interesting drink.


Sorry. A little drop of water might help.

Other than that, be the peat.
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby Soren » Sun Mar 01, 2015 17:15:06

It's ok actually...just very different.
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby momadance » Sun Mar 01, 2015 17:19:07

SK790 wrote:Shoulda just given him an icy glare.


He got the glare right away. Followed by "are you serious?" He was a bit embarrassed.

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby Bucky » Sun Mar 01, 2015 17:31:45

maybe it was the guy from the amusement park

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sun Mar 01, 2015 17:42:54

Soren wrote:It's ok actually...just very different.

"You can smell the seagull's armpits"... Laphroaig Scotch Doesn't Mind If You Think It 'Tastes Like a Burning Hospital'
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby The B1G Piece » Sun Mar 01, 2015 20:16:20

azrider wrote:I need big piece to get his ads to the coach house asap. This bitch is a nine, but crazy as fuck. Walking distance but still...

Hi. I am married and have enough crazy in life.

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby BigEd76 » Sun Mar 01, 2015 21:51:27

Taxes are done for another year

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby PrattRules » Sun Mar 01, 2015 21:54:36

Had an idea for a new thread but forgot.
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby Ramon Gris » Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:41:57

So I made a daring move yesterday. I split up with neighbor girl, who lives downstairs from me, in favor of a girl I'm supposed to go out with on Wednesday. If it works out, it's a clear upgrade. If it doesn't, I just gave up regular sex for nothing. And of course there's the possibility of neighbor girl losing her shit at some point and making the next couple months shitty. Wish me luck!

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby TomatoPie » Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:44:10

Ramon Gris wrote:So I made a daring move yesterday. I split up with neighbor girl, who lives downstairs from me, in favor of a girl I'm supposed to go out with on Wednesday. If it works out, it's a clear upgrade. If it doesn't, I just gave up regular sex for nothing. And of course there's the possibility of neighbor girl losing her #$!&@ at some point and making the next couple months #$!&@. Wish me luck!


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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby drsmooth » Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:11:07

TomatoPie wrote:Bird in hand?


Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon Mar 02, 2015 20:28:35

TomatoPie wrote:
Ramon Gris wrote:So I made a daring move yesterday. I split up with neighbor girl, who lives downstairs from me, in favor of a girl I'm supposed to go out with on Wednesday. If it works out, it's a clear upgrade. If it doesn't, ...


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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby Wheels Tupay » Mon Mar 02, 2015 21:19:49

Ramon Gris wrote:So I made a daring move yesterday. I split up with neighbor girl, who lives downstairs from me, in favor of a girl I'm supposed to go out with on Wednesday. If it works out, it's a clear upgrade. If it doesn't, I just gave up regular sex for nothing. And of course there's the possibility of neighbor girl losing her shit at some point and making the next couple months shitty. Wish me luck!


Great moments... are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, Ramon. That's what you've earned here tonight. One clear upgrade. If you dated 'em ten times, they might dump you nine. But not this date. Not tonight. Tonight, you dine with them. Tonight, you flirt with them. And you lay the pipe down because you can! Tonight, YOU are the biggest stud in the world. You were born to be a playa. And you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Neighbor girls time is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearing about neighbor girl. Screw her. This is your time. Now go out there and take it.
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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Mar 02, 2015 21:24:53

Ramon Gris wrote:So I made a daring move yesterday. I split up with neighbor girl, who lives downstairs from me, in favor of a girl I'm supposed to go out with on Wednesday. If it works out, it's a clear upgrade. If it doesn't, I just gave up regular sex for nothing. And of course there's the possibility of neighbor girl losing her shit at some point and making the next couple months shitty. Wish me luck!

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

Postby 1 » Mon Mar 02, 2015 22:21:17

Is Verizon DSL being an asshole for any of you guys?
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: [RANDOM] arbitrary, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphaza

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