Phillies sign Delmon Young

Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Feb 22, 2013 23:32:06

I really hope this piece of shit never recovers from his ankle injury. He's a legitimately terrible baseball player. Every AB he takes from Ruf and Brown is going to make me nuts. I like the Michael Young trade 10000x more than the Young signing.

- Swung at a higher % of pitches outside of the strike zone than any player in MLB (42.7%), which is only slightly better than his career rate (41.7%)
- Three years of decreasing contact % (from 82% to 75%)
- 3rd worst BB% in MLB
- Three years of increasing strikeout %
- 6th worst swinging strike % in MLB
- 39 GIDP last two years
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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby Napalm » Fri Feb 22, 2013 23:35:23

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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Feb 22, 2013 23:37:43

TOUCHE!!
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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Feb 22, 2013 23:56:02

Anyway, when Young gets healthy, who goes?

Revere
Brown (L)
Ruf
Nix (L)
Mayberry
Young


They aren't going to keep 6 OFs. I assume it works itself out somehow, but I think Mayberry has to stay because no one else can backup CF. It's probably Ruf, unless Brown is really terrible and they decide to go with Young full-time in RF and Nix/Ruf platoon in LF. I can't believe I just typed that.
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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby Shore » Sat Feb 23, 2013 00:00:01

Trent Steele wrote:Anyway, when Young gets healthy, who goes?

Revere
Brown (L)
Ruf
Nix (L)
Mayberry
Young


They aren't going to keep 6 OFs. I assume it works itself out somehow, but I think Mayberry has to stay because no one else can backup CF. It's probably Ruf, unless Brown is really terrible and they decide to go with Young full-time in RF and Nix/Ruf platoon in LF. I can't believe I just typed that.


When Young gets healthy, Young goes. Any other option is dumb. He is, as you pointed out, awful at baseball.

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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Sat Feb 23, 2013 02:09:34

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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Feb 25, 2013 15:36:53

Shore wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:Anyway, when Young gets healthy, who goes?

Revere
Brown (L)
Ruf
Nix (L)
Mayberry
Young


They aren't going to keep 6 OFs. I assume it works itself out somehow, but I think Mayberry has to stay because no one else can backup CF. It's probably Ruf, unless Brown is really terrible and they decide to go with Young full-time in RF and Nix/Ruf platoon in LF. I can't believe I just typed that.


When Young gets healthy, Young goes. Any other option is dumb. He is, as you pointed out, awful at baseball.


While I agree with this, it's almost as likely Darin Ruf is also awful at baseball. I hope that's not the case but it could be.

Let's get real, Dom's getting traded for Josh Lindblom
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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby FTN » Mon Feb 25, 2013 15:42:34

i actually do think brown getting traded is the most likely scenario behind ruf going down to the minors.

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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Feb 25, 2013 16:18:53

yeah, i'm only half-kidding. it won't be Lindblom but it'll be someone equally fucking terrible
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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby my cousin mose » Mon Feb 25, 2013 20:35:00

I don't know how we haven't trade Dom or Ruf to the yanks for Kei Igawa yet

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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby Rev_Beezer » Mon Feb 25, 2013 23:08:37

I have a feeling, or maybe I'm just really hopeful, that Delmon Young won't play a single game in a Phillies uniform.
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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby cartersDad26 » Wed Mar 06, 2013 14:23:00

But Young said he hasn’t been champing at the bit to get into Grapefruit League games.

“No, not really,” he said. “It’s cold and it’s only March 6. I’m not anxious at all.”


seriously - fuck this guy. his attitude is for shit.

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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby bury me » Wed Mar 06, 2013 14:30:01

Ruben definitely wont like that. he gone

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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby cartersDad26 » Wed Mar 06, 2013 14:32:08

i mean you know the guy is bad news when he can't even answer a powder puff question with a rah rah answer. contrast that with how Revere has come in here.
FUCK THIS GUY

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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Mar 06, 2013 14:32:34

yes, that's how we know he's bad news
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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby JFLNYC » Wed Mar 06, 2013 14:34:11

They say he's about ready to run on flat ground. If he's been running on uneven ground it's no wonder he's got ankle problems.
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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby BigEd76 » Wed Mar 06, 2013 14:45:20

Image

If you look at this picture long enough, you'll start yawning too

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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby Werthless » Wed Mar 06, 2013 17:22:25

cartersDad26 wrote:
But Young said he hasn’t been champing at the bit to get into Grapefruit League games.

“No, not really,” he said. “It’s cold and it’s only March 6. I’m not anxious at all.”


seriously - fuck this guy. his attitude is for shit.

It's a diversity hire; we don't have any bad players with bad attitudes.

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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby Napalm » Wed Mar 06, 2013 17:23:24

BigEd76 wrote:Image

If you look at this picture long enough, you'll start yawning too

he's actually roaring. we've been missing this kind of intensity

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Re: Phillies sign Delmon Young

Postby mcare89 » Wed Mar 06, 2013 17:27:53

cartersDad26 wrote:
But Young said he hasn’t been champing at the bit to get into Grapefruit League games.

“No, not really,” he said. “It’s cold and it’s only March 6. I’m not anxious at all.”


seriously - fuck this guy. his attitude is for shit.

What a gem of a quote.

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