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Former Philadelphia Daily News columnist Bill Conlin was in a Clearwater, Fla.-hospital when dying today. He recently had kidney failure.
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Bill Conlin died. He may have been a child molester.
Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by momadance » Thu Jan 09, 2014 17:11:55
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by Trent Steele » Thu Jan 09, 2014 17:27:36
the twitters are not exactly saddened by this development
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by WilliamC » Thu Jan 09, 2014 17:30:15
Straight up dead. Reported cause of death: Dying.
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by swishnicholson » Thu Jan 09, 2014 17:31:00
The man has died. Now is not the time to remember him at his worst, as a child molester, but at his best as a lazy, belligerent, wrongheaded and ultimately irrelevant sports columnist.
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by jamiethekiller » Thu Jan 09, 2014 17:32:15
thanks guys. i need perspective on this
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by WilliamC » Thu Jan 09, 2014 17:33:00
Yeah just putting aside his pedophilia, he was also a prolific dickhead, incredibly fat and disgusting.
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by Woody » Thu Jan 09, 2014 17:33:32
When I'm King of the Morgue
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by Houshphandzadeh » Thu Jan 09, 2014 17:33:44
strange guy with boundary issues
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by Bucky » Thu Jan 09, 2014 17:34:47
so much for bounceability
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by 1 » Thu Jan 09, 2014 17:35:32
WilliamC wrote:Straight up dead. Reported cause of death: Dying.
Heard his heart stopped, too.
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by swishnicholson » Thu Jan 09, 2014 17:37:10
Bucky wrote:so much for bounceability
Have a feeling this was supposed to go in the death thread, but I like it here, too.
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by WilliamC » Thu Jan 09, 2014 17:39:24
1 wrote:WilliamC wrote:Straight up dead. Reported cause of death: Dying.
Heard his heart stopped, too.
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by my cousin mose » Thu Jan 09, 2014 17:51:45
my cousin mose wrote:bill conlin always reminded me of clayface from the batman cartoon as a kid:
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by my cousin mose » Thu Jan 09, 2014 18:00:55
probably should change thread title to 'was a child molester'. or better yet forget the fuck ever existed
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by Slowhand » Thu Jan 09, 2014 18:29:15
Bill Conlin might be a dead child molester. Philly media will acknowledge this of course, but I hope it's more of a footnote that people will likely miss.
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by Polar Bear Phan » Thu Jan 09, 2014 19:53:49
His only regret in life was being unable to pen a scathing rebuttal of Dan LeBatard's HOF vote.
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by Trent Steele » Thu Jan 09, 2014 20:12:01
someone photoshop a picture of Candy Van tipping a 40 over Conlin's casket
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Re: Bill Conlin might be a child molester
by Squire » Thu Jan 09, 2014 20:17:58
Weird that Philly.com has not even acknowledged this yet.
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