2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Fri May 13, 2011 11:29:03

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby 1 » Fri May 13, 2011 11:34:55

vance worley is excited; we all are.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby 1 » Fri May 13, 2011 11:35:24

this thread ending will correspond nicely to all of the injured fellas coming back.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Youseff » Fri May 13, 2011 11:38:07

JFLNYC wrote:So apparently Oswalt had no velocity and sucked last night.


what does he usually top out at? 91 doesn't seem that bad to me.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Wolfgang622 » Fri May 13, 2011 12:04:59

First, I read that Oswalt had no velocity." Then I read that he threw 91.

If that is no velocity at all, what is Jamie Moyer?
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby lethal » Fri May 13, 2011 12:10:40

mozartpc27 wrote:First, I read that Oswalt had no velocity." Then I read that he threw 91.

If that is no velocity at all, what is Jamie Moyer?


I think Ruiz said that his fastball "had no life," not no velocity. Maybe he meant movement.

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Phan In Phlorida » Fri May 13, 2011 14:25:20

BigEd76 wrote:This year's patriotic hats:

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Eddie Jordan » Fri May 13, 2011 14:36:53

Need to get one of those flat brims for Marcus Hayes
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri May 13, 2011 14:38:03

you know Marcus be leaving the stickers on

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri May 13, 2011 14:42:19

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Trent Steele » Fri May 13, 2011 14:49:00

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Grotewold » Fri May 13, 2011 15:00:24

Baseball Prospectus wrote:Support-Neutral Winning Percentage, or SNWP


ah c'mon

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby BigEd76 » Fri May 13, 2011 22:52:39

ol friend Pedro Feliz is a Riversharks

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby etched Chaos » Fri May 13, 2011 22:54:44

A few more posts then we can close this abomination of a thread.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby 1 » Fri May 13, 2011 22:55:50

etched Chaos wrote:A few more posts then we can close this abomination of a thread.


wait until you see my next title
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby etched Chaos » Fri May 13, 2011 22:56:32

50 pages!! Close!! Close!! Close!!
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby 1 » Fri May 13, 2011 22:57:36

still have plenty of room
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Fri May 13, 2011 22:57:50

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Fri May 13, 2011 22:57:58

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Fri May 13, 2011 22:58:04

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