2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby etched Chaos » Thu Apr 28, 2011 23:22:49

I like... stuff. I also like having this jinx thread stricken from BSG forever.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Barry Jive » Thu Apr 28, 2011 23:24:59

fuck jinxes. Our team is old, this happens every year, and we're still the dick-swingingest team in the game
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby etched Chaos » Thu Apr 28, 2011 23:29:19

Barry Jive wrote:#$&! jinxes. Our team is old, this happens every year, and we're still the dick-swingingest team in the game


It injured CHOOCH!!!! Chooch dammit, not some old scrub but Chooch... That's a cardinal sin!
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Barry Jive » Thu Apr 28, 2011 23:36:12

he's fine. Blanton and Contreras went to the DL without warning. Chooch is still on the 25-man.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby lethal » Thu Apr 28, 2011 23:51:01

JFLNYC wrote:Sure wish we'd signed Lance Berkman.


Why would he sign here as a bench player instead of a starting gig in STL? Unless, you know, you wanted an OF with Raul and Berman on the corners.

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Eem » Thu Apr 28, 2011 23:56:05

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Barry Jive » Fri Apr 29, 2011 00:02:43

lethal wrote:
JFLNYC wrote:Sure wish we'd signed Lance Berkman.


Why would he sign here as a bench player instead of a starting gig in STL? Unless, you know, you wanted an OF with Raul and Berman on the corners.


Besides, he wanted to play with the best pitching rotation in baseball in StL
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby joe table » Fri Apr 29, 2011 00:13:36

Berkman wasn't all that cheap. Went for like 8mm for the one year IIRC. Don't think that would have worked with Cliff Lee. Looks like a nice signing for STL though

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Rev_Beezer » Fri Apr 29, 2011 00:19:28

CHANGE. THREAD. TITLE.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Trent Steele » Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:47:05

Herr Schneider has a .000 BABIP. Regression!!
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Soren » Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:50:09

Kyle Kendrick has gotten 2 swing and misses against LHB so far this year. 2. as in, one more than 1.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:55:44

Kinda bummed, just checked out 3rd order wins and we're leading those for the division too.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby drsmooth » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:39:44

the public demands to know when Chooch "Man of The People" Rooz is expected to once again perform catching duties at the ML level of the Philadelphia Phillies organization
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby stevemc » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:45:20

drsmooth wrote:the public demands to know when Chooch "Man of The People" Rooz is expected to once again perform catching duties at the ML level of the Philadelphia Phillies organization



No DL necessary at this point. He needs rest and they are going to see how the back reacts after a few days off. Luckily, they will have had 2 off days in the span of 5. They did say they may bring up a 3rd catcher though for the time being.

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Grotewold » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:48:15

stevemc wrote:They did say they may bring up a 3rd catcher though for the time being.


I'd just as soon give Orr a shot. It would be interesting to see if it's easier to throw out runners without all that bulky catcher's equipment.

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:49:30

He'll just run em down and tag em out.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby smitty » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:00:51

I'm bummed. What about Kratz!!!!
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby phatj » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:36:22

Rev_Beezer wrote:CHANGE. THREAD. TITLE.

IT'S THE THREAD'S FAULT.
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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Soren » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:40:11

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Re: 2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

Unread postby Bob Loblaw » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:56:03

ek wrote:
stevemc wrote:
drsmooth wrote:the public demands to know when Chooch "Man of The People" Rooz is expected to once again perform catching duties at the ML level of the Philadelphia Phillies organization



No DL necessary at this point. He needs rest and they are going to see how the back reacts after a few days off. Luckily, they will have had 2 off days in the span of 5. They did say they may bring up a 3rd catcher though for the time being.



yeah it's sardinha


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