2011 Random Phillies Stuff IV: A New Injury

by **lowcountry** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 23:51:53

Bakestar wrote:Ruben is sending his ninja spies to abduct Billy Wanger.

Look, alpaca boy. We're offering one fucking year for the veteran minimum and a ring. Take it or get bent.

by **FTN** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 23:52:19

Mets fans have to be a bit uneasy about Castillo now. They were all convinced he was done, a clubhouse cancer, and everything that was wrong with that team. If he plays well here, comes up with a few big hits, and plays good defense, what will they say? They already have a massive inferiority complex, and I can only imagine Yankees fans will just use this as the latest piece of ammunition to try to drive them to mass suicide.

by **Napalm** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 00:13:47

You made me check fugees just now and their Lidge to the DL thread has everything you could ask from them.

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 00:17:37

I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to Ruben speaking on the field at Fenway with the trophy in his hands after we wrap up the World Series in five games.

by **FTN** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 00:25:17

ill be there to offer him a handy for making it 2 trophies in 4 years.

by **Rockinghorse** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 00:34:59

When you win on the road they give you the trophy in the visiting clubhouse. I suspect we'd all be fine with that.

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 00:37:12

Cruel reality dashing my hopes and dreams

by **GrizzledVeteran** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 06:27:09

ek wrote:yeah he said as much today (out for 1st half of year, not that he's cooked)

So 60-day DL, maybe?

by **Grotewold** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 08:23:18

That evening, Amaro, seated in a restaurant across from Phillies outfielder Ben Francisco and Gillick

Huh

by **Trent Steele** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 09:33:56

half stock

by **slamjim** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 09:34:34

ek wrote:

"Officer, I can positively identify the guy second from left as the person that stole my cupcakes"

by **Soren** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 09:34:45

full mast

by **WheelsFellOff** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 09:37:35

Joe's the only one who appreciates how nicely the athletic hose shows off his shapely calves.

by **Woody** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 09:37:51

baby arm tent pole

by **Woody** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 09:40:07

ITEM: Cliff Lee is Keyser Soze.

by **stevemc** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 09:43:32

ek wrote:

"Oh good heavens. Who set up this gawd awful shot? All the lefties should be on the left, righties on the right. Only 4 have balls! Joe - where did you get those hose?! They're awful with those shoes. . . ."

by **jamiethekiller** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:04:52

joes not even fat anymore

by 1 » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:42:40

jamiethekiller wrote:joes not even fat anymore

by **Didn't I?** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:45:36

I just knocked my laptop off my lap.

by **traderdave** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:23:27

stevemc wrote:
ek wrote:

"Oh good heavens. Who set up this gawd awful shot? All the lefties should be on the left, righties on the right. Only 4 have balls! Joe - where did you get those hose?! They're awful with those shoes. . . ."

Of course, Hamels is the one without any. 8-)

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