Random Phillies Stuff: 2011 Spring Training Edition

Postby joe table » Tue Feb 22, 2011 18:28:05

Don't worry, Phils come back in that game with a dramatic 9th inning rally and they bring in Brian Anderson as the special guest annoucer to murmur the call

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Postby Werthless » Tue Feb 22, 2011 18:52:36

Phan In Phlorida wrote:NOT ENOUGH SMALLBALLZ!!!

small ball inspired forced rant:

The Phillies had the highest SB success rate in MLB, had the 9th fewest K's, were 17th in sacrifice bunting, and 7th in runs scored. How can someone characterize a team with those statistics as one eschewing a "strategy involving bunting, sacrifice hitting and good base running to score a small, but sufficient sum of runs?" The Phillies were below average in number of sacrifice "hits," but given the considerable research showing that sacrifices decrease a team’s chance to win in more than 2/3 of situations used, it's hard to find fault when teams decide to forgo giving away outs. I think we scored too many runs to want to substitute our strategy for one of small-ball.

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Postby phdave » Wed Feb 23, 2011 00:20:46

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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Feb 23, 2011 09:40:45

HighCheese
Exxon Valdez just agreed to a deal. Only 1 Phil unsigned. Not sure who it is.


Murphy might still be drunk from last night

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Postby BassGuiFloyd » Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:36:51

Bakestar wrote:
Grotewold wrote:
Gammons wrote:Chad Durbin may head for Clearwater Thurs. if Rays, Rangers don"t move. Still Intrigued by Boston offer as starter


Also wok bm pppppppppppppppppppppppppppp


According to Matt Gelb of the Philadelphia Inquirer, Chad Durbin could return to the Phillies on a minor league deal.
Surprise. According to Gelb, Durbin's agent remains in talks with two teams on a possible major league deal, but no offers have been made. The 33-year-old hopes to decide on a team in the 48 hours, but if he doesn't receive a major league deal, he would be willing to compete for a spot with the Phillies as a non-roster player.
Related: Red Sox, Mariners, R

http://www.rotoworld.com/playernews/mlb/baseball?r=1

CAN YOU IMAGINE

lidge
madson
contreras
romero
durbin
baez
kendrick
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Why not get a plumbing license and run around high on shrooms stealing peoples' pocket change

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Postby BassGuiFloyd » Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:38:23

Chad Durbin:"Best way to simulate early spring training is to stand in the Wal-Mart parking lot in cleats"
about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®


peter gammons twitter
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Postby Grotewold » Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:40:02

I'd welcome Durbin back on an inexpensive deal. Dependable in the regular season and makes Baez and even Blanton more expendable. Let DeFratus master higher-leverage innings in the minors.

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Postby Grotewold » Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:59:53

Steaks wrote:Halladay vs Drabek on Monday in Dunedin. Should be good theater

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Postby lowcountry » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:26:47

things which have happened in the past week:

1. Brian Wilson partied with Charlie Sheen
2. Braves on the cover of SI
3. Wainwright's elbow blows up

OUR. YEAR.
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:31:09

lowcountry wrote:1. Brian Wilson partied with Charlie Sheen and Lenny Dykstra
So far the Eagles have been unable willing to at least make a good will jester - Garry Cobb, Professional Sportswriter

jerseyhoya wrote:My hatred of quote boxes in signatures has reached a new high

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Postby lowcountry » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:03:25

Oh, crap. Totally missed that Nails was there.
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Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Wed Feb 23, 2011 14:06:57

is it me or are the projected Marlins starters all right handed? Does that mean we will ass rape them this year with our lefty lineup? (well maybe not Josh Johnson)
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Postby BigEd76 » Wed Feb 23, 2011 14:12:55

Johnson
Vazquez
Nolasco
Volstad
Sanchez

yep

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Postby Eem » Wed Feb 23, 2011 14:14:06

Howard dominates Volstad

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Feb 23, 2011 14:14:07

Johnson will be on the losing end of at least one CG.

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Postby BigEd76 » Wed Feb 23, 2011 14:15:25

Kendrick expecting a baby in September already. What the Heidi is goin on

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Postby snakster » Wed Feb 23, 2011 14:17:11

BigEd76 wrote:Kendrick expecting a baby in September already. What the Heidi is goin on


so.....when would he go on maternity leave?

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Postby lowcountry » Wed Feb 23, 2011 14:17:41

BigEd76 wrote:Kendrick expecting a baby in September already. What the Heidi is goin on


Is there any kind of weird IR or other list we can put him on for when we need an extra arm or two late in the year? Cause a pregnant pitcher isn't gonna do us a whole lot of good.
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Feb 23, 2011 14:20:43

low hanging fruit

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Postby phdave » Wed Feb 23, 2011 14:22:12

BigEd76 wrote:Kendrick expecting a baby in September already. What the Heidi is goin on


I guess they'll need to do a paternity test.


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