Random football thoughts?

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 22:29:24

jerseyhoya wrote:Can you imagine being the person from the Jets who had to call Rex and tell him this was on Deadspin? How does that conversation go?

Wouldn't that be Ryan's own publicist, not the Jets?

by **WheelsFellOff** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 22:55:58

Deep in his underground bunker Brett Favre is laughing hysterically and taking pictures of his penis.

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:35:26

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:51:23

He really picked the wrong town to be coaching in with all this stuff. The Post and Daily News will both probably devote a few reporters to the story to see who can do the expose first of the Ryans' swinging lifestyle.

by **Swiggers** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:53:14

You think they'd be more discreet about that kind of thing, but the Ryan family has never been discreet about ANYTHING.

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 13:11:30

You know, there's nothing really that weird about being into feet.

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 13:22:25

I think the wanting to see your wife railed by other dudes is the weirder part, personally.

by **Soren** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 13:26:11

jerseyhoya wrote:I think the wanting to see your wife railed by other dudes is the weirder part, personally.

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 14:58:37

jerseyhoya wrote:I think the wanting to see your wife railed by other dudes is the weirder part, personally.

No doubt. But that part of the rumor is less credible. I totally believe the foot fetish part. I'm less inclined to believe the other part. Especially since a foot fetish (or any fetish for that matter) doesn't at all imply the other stuff. I mean, the videos are on youtube, not porntube.

by **BigEd76** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 15:53:22

Eddie Jordan wrote:What constitutes a great pair of feet? I never got it, somebody elaborate. This is an internet forum, surely theres a foot enthusiast around here that can explain.

I don't get it either. I like when a woman takes care of her feet and likes to have them massaged, but I don't get the whole footjob/stomping/sniffing/dirty bottoms thing. It's just something that some people enjoy, like asses, breasts, tattoos, preggo bellies, feedees, missing limbs....whatever...

by **Soren** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 15:58:10

ihavenicelimbstumps

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 16:00:11

BigEd76 wrote:
Eddie Jordan wrote:What constitutes a great pair of feet? I never got it, somebody elaborate. This is an internet forum, surely theres a foot enthusiast around here that can explain.

I don't get it either. I like when a woman takes care of her feet and likes to have them massaged, but I don't get the whole footjob/stomping/sniffing/dirty bottoms thing. It's just something that some people enjoy, like asses, breasts, tattoos, preggo bellies, feedees, missing limbs....whatever...

That's why I tune in here, for the education.

by **Eddie Jordan** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 16:05:27

He's answering questions about the videos right now during his press conference. He keeps saying "its a personal matter". He's going about it all wrong, if he would just make a big joke about it like he does with everything else I think it would go away a lot sooner.

by **PTOITWCFTPP** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 16:06:41

hell yeah man i like feet as much as i like food

by **WheelsFellOff** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 16:09:01

Eddie Jordan wrote:He's answering questions about the videos right now during his press conference. He keeps saying "its a personal matter". He's going about it all wrong, if he would just make a big joke about it like he does with everything else I think it would go away a lot sooner.

FOOT FETISHISM IS NO LAUGHING MATTER

by **joe table** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 16:13:59

Wait so he didn't just deny it?

You gotta deny the profile page where he's talking about his wife taking it in 3 holes

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 16:15:10

It's on the Internet. Why not just deny it's you?

by **Eddie Jordan** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 16:23:42

joe table wrote:Wait so he didn't just deny it?

You gotta deny the profile page where he's talking about his wife taking it in 3 holes

I think he said something to the effect of "probably shouldn't have done that..." after some prodding, but he mostly stuck with the "it's a personal matter" line.

by **joe table** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 16:31:21

They need a safe way to get their sexual thrills. I'm sure him on top is a danger to a woman like that with a man like him. Besides, this is a much funnier story than LT f*cking underage hookers.

If my coach wins the f*cking football game, he can post pictures of himself cross-dressing online while he jerks off to his wife getting double teamed by transsexual Asian midgets. If the public at large can't deal with that type of shit, that's their problem. Your private life should have no bearing on job security unless (a) it interferes with your performance or (b) it puts your freedom in jeopardy. I fail to see either one in this instance.

The president stuck a cigar up a fat broads cooch, dude kept his job.

i bet rex raped inez sainz feet

by **Eddie Jordan** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 16:34:18

fugees?

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