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Postby Philly the Kid » Sun May 02, 2010 00:00:26

Shutouts plus CGs = God Bless Doc Halladay. Pen can't f it up if the man just takes care of his own business. Man I look forward to his starts.

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Postby Slowhand » Sun May 02, 2010 01:10:59

Philly the Kid wrote:Man I look forward to his starts.


So much so that you decided to pass on seeing him when he was pitching in your city. :wink:
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Postby Philly the Kid » Sun May 02, 2010 05:16:45

Slowhand wrote:
Philly the Kid wrote:Man I look forward to his starts.


So much so that you decided to pass on seeing him when he was pitching in your city. :wink:


Truth is, I couldn't go ... or I would have - surely. As it turns out, I would have been disappointed to catch his one clunker thus far...

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Postby 1 » Mon May 03, 2010 10:51:59

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Postby Woody » Mon May 03, 2010 11:51:42

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Postby 1 » Mon May 03, 2010 12:02:18

i don't have any more of those. i may have to raid my dog's toy collection.
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Postby Trent Steele » Mon May 03, 2010 12:29:49

RH has thrown 9 more innings than the next closest pitcher (only Wainwright is even close; he's 11 IP behind with one less start).

RH will make his 7th start in the team's 29th game. 49 IP in 28 games puts RH on pace for 284 IP.

Despite the huge lead in innings, RH is currently 6th in pitches thrown (634), and probably will be out of the top 10 by the time he makes his next start.

RH is 55th (!!!) in number of balls thrown.

RH is an efficient killing machine
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Postby phatj » Mon May 03, 2010 12:40:03

Trent Steele wrote:RH has thrown 9 more innings than the next closest pitcher (only Wainwright is even close; he's 11 IP behind with one less start).

RH will make his 7th start in the team's 29th game. 49 IP in 28 games puts RH on pace for 284 IP.

Despite the huge lead in innings, RH is currently 6th in pitches thrown (634), and probably will be out of the top 10 by the time he makes his next start.

RH is 55th (!!!) in number of balls thrown.

RH is an efficient killing machine

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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon May 03, 2010 13:21:33

It sort of reads like CHF, but they're true!
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Postby kruker » Mon May 03, 2010 23:50:02

Bobby Cox said Roy Halladay was so good and so precise against the Braves that he could have beaten them throwing only fastballs.

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Postby lethal » Tue May 04, 2010 01:29:04

kruker wrote:
Bobby Cox said Roy Halladay was so good and so precise against the Braves that he could have beaten them throwing only fastballs.

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Postby phatj » Thu May 06, 2010 15:42:16

7 IP, 8 H, 2 ER, 3 BB, 9 K.

It goes to show how ridiculous this man is that that line is a little disappointing.
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Postby joe table » Thu May 06, 2010 15:47:02

7 singles, one circus act "3B" in RF, should have been 0 runs

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Postby Napalm » Thu May 06, 2010 16:04:41

Halladay has about 21 pitches

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu May 06, 2010 16:09:42

Napalm wrote:Halladay has about 21 pitches


Halladay has 3 pitches...

Strikes

Outs

Wins

Everything else is just a warm up toss.
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Postby Soren » Thu May 06, 2010 16:10:42

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Postby CalvinBall » Thu May 06, 2010 16:12:02

6 wins. I know wins dont matter but it is still pretty cool.

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Postby kruker » Thu May 06, 2010 16:15:40

CalvinBall wrote:6 wins. I know wins dont matter but it is still pretty cool.


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Postby SK790 » Thu May 06, 2010 22:24:46

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu May 06, 2010 22:35:02

Per Zo, the triple was officially changed to an error, so Roy's sitting at a 1.45 ERA.
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