Cliff Lee knob-slobbing thread

Postby bleh » Thu Oct 29, 2009 13:44:26


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Postby Doll Is Mine » Thu Oct 29, 2009 13:47:57

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I can't tell if Lee knows how much of a gangster he is.


I particular enjoyed when he began scratching his stomach during his press conference last night, as if he was alone in the privacy of his bedroom.

:lol:

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Postby Bucky » Thu Oct 29, 2009 14:01:05

Harpua wrote:Joe Poz:

There isn't even a word for how he looked. It's like the opposite of nervous only bigger. Relaxed? Not a big enough word. Confident? Not big enough. Arrogant? Closer, but we're still not there. We need a new word: Retrocalm, maybe. Cliff Lee pitched Wednesday like he had already seen the game and knew how it turned out. He pitched like he was on Tivo.

...

And yet ... did you see him out there? Step right up ladies and gentlemen and take a look at the world's coolest pitcher! Here he is making a basket catch on a fly ball. There he is snagging a bouncing ball behind his back. He isn't just beating the Yankees, he's humiliating them! He's undressing them! Here he is tagging out Jorge Posada but more, tagging him out on the butt, recording the first "Better luck next time big guy," putout in World Series history.


one thing more awesome than the next

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Postby Doll Is Mine » Thu Oct 29, 2009 14:19:31

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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Oct 29, 2009 15:15:21

Around here, the most important thing about last night is that Cliff Lee is from Arkansas. Here's a brief blog entry from our "alternative weekly paper" website.

http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/arkansasb ... lfing.aspx

Note--AJ Burnett is also from Arkansas. North Little Rock to be precise.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Oct 29, 2009 16:34:33

I wish Cliff Lee was my father.

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Postby uncle milt » Thu Oct 29, 2009 17:14:26

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I wish Cliff Lee was my father.


don't rule it out

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Postby Wizlah » Thu Oct 29, 2009 17:32:09

Bucky wrote:
Harpua wrote:Joe Poz:

There isn't even a word for how he looked. It's like the opposite of nervous only bigger. Relaxed? Not a big enough word. Confident? Not big enough. Arrogant? Closer, but we're still not there. We need a new word: Retrocalm, maybe. Cliff Lee pitched Wednesday like he had already seen the game and knew how it turned out. He pitched like he was on Tivo.

...

And yet ... did you see him out there? Step right up ladies and gentlemen and take a look at the world's coolest pitcher! Here he is making a basket catch on a fly ball. There he is snagging a bouncing ball behind his back. He isn't just beating the Yankees, he's humiliating them! He's undressing them! Here he is tagging out Jorge Posada but more, tagging him out on the butt, recording the first "Better luck next time big guy," putout in World Series history.


one thing more awesome than the next

incredible


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Postby VFB » Thu Oct 29, 2009 17:55:02

I think buck's comment from last night was pretty good. something along these lines:

for the hitter it's a big experience, an AB in the world series. but for cliff, it's just an out.

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Postby Grotewold » Fri Oct 30, 2009 09:27:42

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Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Tue Dec 08, 2009 18:49:04

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Postby Stay_Disappointed » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:18:55

I love this man

unless he signs with the yankees, in case he can go to hell

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Re: Cliff Lee knob-slobbing thread

Postby Eem » Thu Apr 07, 2011 23:21:09

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Re: Cliff Lee knob-slobbing thread

Postby Wolfgang622 » Thu Apr 07, 2011 23:43:51

I love this thread bump. Love it.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."

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Re: Cliff Lee knob-slobbing thread

Postby Eem » Thu Jun 16, 2011 15:30:37

CLIFF LEE
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Re: Cliff Lee knob-slobbing thread

Postby phatj » Wed Jun 29, 2011 09:48:13

NFDJKL:S
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Cliff Lee knob-slobbing thread

Postby Trent Steele » Wed Jun 29, 2011 09:49:51

Cliff Lee the hitter batted .250 with two RBIs in June. Lee the pitcher held opposing lineups to a .152 average and one RBI in the month.
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Re: Cliff Lee knob-slobbing thread

Postby Ace Rothstein » Wed Jun 29, 2011 09:54:03

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Re: Cliff Lee knob-slobbing thread

Postby The B1G Piece » Wed Jun 29, 2011 09:56:55

Trent Steele, ffs!

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Re: Cliff Lee knob-slobbing thread

Postby Wolfgang622 » Wed Jun 29, 2011 14:46:31

Trent Steele wrote:
Cliff Lee the hitter batted .250 with two RBIs in June. Lee the pitcher held opposing lineups to a .152 average and one RBI in the month.


:h: :h: :h: :h: :h: :h: :h: :h: :h: :h: :h: :h: :h: :h: :h: :h:
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."

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