Cliff Lee knob-slobbing thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:22:38

A student just stopped to tell me that after the world series, she and her husband are going to go hunting with, wait for it, Cliff Lee. I think I'm gonna write a letter. Because I think we have a lot in common.
Be Bold!

TenuredVulture
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 53243
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 00:16:10
Location: Magnolia, AR

Postby Grotewold » Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:24:25

stevemc wrote:what's crazy is that I'm so programmed to have an infielder take over for a pitcher on an IF pop fly that the sequence for me went:

"Pedro, get in there, get in there. . . . . . Holy S&#!"


That and the once-a-game fly where Werth, anyone really, is scared to call off Utley and then kind of Scooby Doos the ball.

Grotewold
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 51642
Joined: Wed Jan 03, 2007 09:40:10

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:14:29

TenuredVulture wrote:A student just stopped to tell me that after the world series, she and her husband are going to go hunting with, wait for it, Cliff Lee. I think I'm gonna write a letter. Because I think we have a lot in common.


Ask them if you can go. The worst that could happen is she says no, right?

CalvinBall
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 64951
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 15:30:02
Location: Pigslyvania

Postby phorever » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:23:35

CalvinBall wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:A student just stopped to tell me that after the world series, she and her husband are going to go hunting with, wait for it, Cliff Lee. I think I'm gonna write a letter. Because I think we have a lot in common.


Ask them if you can go. The worst that could happen is she says no, right?


the worst that can happen is that he goes, and he accidentally shoots cliff.
phorever
There's Our Old Friend
There's Our Old Friend
 
Posts: 3785
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 08:25:07
Location: the netherlands

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:24:22

I kinda hope that happens next year.

If we can't have him

Houshphandzadeh
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 64362
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 19:15:12
Location: nascar victory

Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:26:27

He's already signed for next year

jerseyhoya
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 97408
Joined: Fri Sep 07, 2007 21:56:17

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:26:54

yeah, so next offseason after the world series

Houshphandzadeh
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 64362
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 19:15:12
Location: nascar victory

Postby Woody » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:29:52

I'll bet Cliff chases the deer down and tackles them
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

Woody
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 52472
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 17:56:45
Location: captain of the varsity slut team

Postby lethal » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:37:37

Woody wrote:I'll bet Cliff chases the deer down and tackles them


Cliff would stand there and yawn while firing the rifle with one hand behind his back to drop a 20 point buck.

lethal
BSG MVP / ninja
BSG MVP / ninja
 
Posts: 10795
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 18:00:11
Location: zOMGWTFBBQ?

Postby Woody » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:39:20

Cliff Lee doesn't need a tree stand, he just levitates
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

Woody
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 52472
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 17:56:45
Location: captain of the varsity slut team

Postby BigEd76 » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:39:31

Stark:

He now has made four starts in this postseason -- the first four postseason starts of his career. In every one of them, he has gone at least seven innings and given up one earned run or none.

In the history of baseball, only one other starting pitcher ever started his postseason career with four starts like that -- a Hall of Famer named Christy Mathewson, who did it as recently as a century ago (in 1905-11).

Meanwhile, Lee has now pitched 33 1/3 innings in his postseason career -- and given up a total of two earned runs. Two. That computes to a ridiculous 0.54 ERA.

And how many pitchers in history have a lower ERA than that in that many postseason innings? The answer is none. Nada. Your previous all-time record-holder was Mariano Rivera, holder of a 0.77 ERA.
.
.
.
Lee became the first left-handed starter to beat the Yankees in Yankee Stadium in Game 1 of a World Series since Sandy Koufax beat Whitey Ford in 1963.

Lee also became the first starting pitcher in history to throw a no-earned-run complete game against the Yankees in an opener of any of the 67 postseason series in their history.

And, most amazing of all, he became the first pitcher ever -- yeah, ever -- to unfurl a 10-strikeout, no-walk game in a World Series start in which he allowed no earned runs. In other words, Bob Gibson never did that. Koufax never did that. Curt Schilling never did that. But now Cliff Lee has done it. Against the Yankees. In Yankee Stadium.
.
.
.
"When we first traded for him," Eyre said, "I got a text message from Kerry Wood. I said, 'What's this guy like?' And I got a text back that said: 'Just wait.' Then he went out in his first start and threw a complete-game four-hitter in San Francisco. And I got another text from Kerry Wood: 'Told you.'"

BigEd76
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 111160
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 18:13:03
Location: 40.155/-74.829

Postby Didn't I? » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:46:49

I don't know how to post the gif, but...

Ninja Assasin Takes Mound for Phillies
​​"Big Dick Nick stepped the fuck up." - An Eagles fan with an eye patch

Didn't I?
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 6570
Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 19:29:17
Location: Brooklyn, NY

Postby Woody » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:51:11

Image

:lol:
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

Woody
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 52472
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 17:56:45
Location: captain of the varsity slut team

Postby uncle milt » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:53:12

how many runs would he give up if he started tonight? two?

uncle milt
Dropped Anchor
Dropped Anchor
 
Posts: 6205
Joined: Sun Dec 31, 2006 15:54:36

Postby Napalm » Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:14:10

uncle milt wrote:how many runs would he give up if he started tonight? two?

Why mess with a good thing?
Make it a 3rd consecutive 10 K, 0 BB, 0 ER performance

Napalm
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 61621
Joined: Thu Aug 13, 2009 16:16:44

Postby Slowhand » Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:23:49

uncle milt wrote:how many runs would he give up if he started tonight? two?


And they'd be unearned.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

Slowhand
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 30275
Joined: Fri Jan 12, 2007 04:26:24
Location: Flattening the curve

Postby stevemc » Thu Oct 29, 2009 13:09:33

Keith Law Chat:

Kevin (Washington DC)

With each passing start, how atrocious does Cleveland's "haul" for Cliff Lee look?
Klaw (1:05 PM)

When I heard Lee say post-game that he's never been nervous before a big-league start, all I could think of was Carlos "The Human Panic Attack" Carrasco.

stevemc
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 8105
Joined: Mon Apr 30, 2007 16:43:05

Postby Harpua » Thu Oct 29, 2009 13:13:50

Joe Poz:

There isn't even a word for how he looked. It's like the opposite of nervous only bigger. Relaxed? Not a big enough word. Confident? Not big enough. Arrogant? Closer, but we're still not there. We need a new word: Retrocalm, maybe. Cliff Lee pitched Wednesday like he had already seen the game and knew how it turned out. He pitched like he was on Tivo.

...

And yet ... did you see him out there? Step right up ladies and gentlemen and take a look at the world's coolest pitcher! Here he is making a basket catch on a fly ball. There he is snagging a bouncing ball behind his back. He isn't just beating the Yankees, he's humiliating them! He's undressing them! Here he is tagging out Jorge Posada but more, tagging him out on the butt, recording the first "Better luck next time big guy," putout in World Series history.

Harpua
There's Our Old Friend
There's Our Old Friend
 
Posts: 1916
Joined: Thu May 07, 2009 01:13:25

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Oct 29, 2009 13:37:49

RETROCALM

NEW LOCATION

CHECK IT
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

Barry Jive
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 37856
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 21:53:43
Location: I'm Doug, solamente Doug.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Oct 29, 2009 13:42:49

I can't tell if Lee knows how much of a gangster he is.

Houshphandzadeh
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 64362
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 19:15:12
Location: nascar victory

PreviousNext