Roster Watch

by **Squire** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 17:09:03

RosterBot wrote:Roster changes for Wed Apr 2, 2008 5:00 pm
* 68 Brad Harman R/R 6-1 175 11/11/85
Changed to...
* 68 Brad Harman R/R 6-1 195 11/19/85

Good news/bad news. 8 days younger but 20 pounds heavier.

SQUIRE

by **dajafi** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 17:26:08

I just wish he was "RastaBot."

by **JFLNYC** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 17:43:17

dajafi wrote:I just wish he was "RastaBot."

Just needs a little PhotoShopping.

by **RosterBot** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 18:00:09

Roster changes for Wed Apr 2, 2008 6:00 pm
10 Geoff Jenkins L/R 6-1 210 07/21/74
Changed to...
10 Geoff Jenkins L/R 6-1 215 07/21/74

by **Squire** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 18:07:25

We need to stop calling the Phillies cheap because they clearly have purchased a new scale.

SQUIRE

by **Laexile** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 18:30:28

Squire wrote:We need to stop calling the Phillies cheap because they clearly have purchased a new scale.

SQUIRE

And way too much food.

by **RosterBot** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 19:00:09

Roster changes for Wed Apr 2, 2008 7:00 pm
18 Wes Helms R/R 6-4 220 05/12/76
Changed to...
57 Rudy Seanez R/R 6-0 225 10/20/68

by **Bob Loblaw** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 20:01:58

RosterBot wrote:Roster changes for Wed Apr 2, 2008 7:00 pm
18 Wes Helms R/R 6-4 220 05/12/76
Changed to...
57 Rudy Seanez R/R 6-0 225 10/20/68

Wow. Instead of gaining weight, Wes Helms got a new name, birthday, 5 pounds, and lost 4 inches.

by **JFLNYC** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 20:17:01

Harry Monroe wrote:
RosterBot wrote:Roster changes for Wed Apr 2, 2008 7:00 pm
18 Wes Helms R/R 6-4 220 05/12/76
Changed to...
57 Rudy Seanez R/R 6-0 225 10/20/68

Wow. Instead of gaining weight, Wes Helms got a new name, birthday, 5 pounds, and lost 4 inches.

. . . and a pink slip.

by **karn** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 20:19:27

let's make one thing prefectly clear. wesley ray has not worn a pink slip since aa

by **JFLNYC** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 20:33:56

karn wrote:let's make one thing prefectly clear. wesley ray has not worn a pink slip since aa

But he looked stunning in it.

by **RosterBot** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:00:00

Roster changes for Thu Apr 3, 2008 10:00 am
39 Brett Myers R/R 6-4 220 08/17/80
Changed to...
39 Brett Myers R/R 6-4 240 08/17/80

by **philliesr98** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:00:43

tubby

by **karn** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:02:55

haha, Roster bot is so bad :wink:

by **JFLNYC** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:05:23

viewtopic.php_p=271165&highlight=myers#271165

by **philliesr98** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:15:06

did rosterbot try and make a funny?

by **RosterBot** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:00:00

Roster changes for Thu Apr 3, 2008 11:00 am
* 48 Francisco Rosario R/R 6-0 205 09/28/80
26 Chase Utley L/R 6-1 185 12/17/78
28 Jayson Werth R/R 6-5 220 05/20/79
Changed to...
* 48 Francisco Rosario R/R 6-0 195 09/28/80
26 Chase Utley L/R 6-1 200 12/17/78
28 Jayson Werth R/R 6-5 225 05/20/79

by **JFLNYC** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:18:41

Sheesh! The only one not getting fatter is Rosario and he's on the DL!

by **Wizlah** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:21:07

JFLNYC wrote:Sheesh! The only one not getting fatter is Rosario and he's on the DL!

Burn all the concession stands at CBP. It's the only way.

by **smitty** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 13:23:44

JFLNYC wrote:Sheesh! The only one not getting fatter is Rosario and he's on the DL!

Well. Him and Mama Cass.

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