Pet Peeves a new volume:

by **slugsrbad** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 03:01:34

phdave wrote:People who are excessively polite regarding elevators. There's the guy who always has to be the last one off, even if he is up front in front of the door and five people have to step around him to get off. Congratulations martyr! We got off the elevator slower and with more effort!

And the people who hold the elevator when someone is far away walking towards the elevator and there are always several elevators available. I walk slower if they do this to me. Just go up already! There will be another elevator .2 seconds after I push the button. I'd rather ride up by myself anyway!

And there are the people who let everyone off and feel the need to hold the door back with their hands. Just push the door open button if you want to make a contribution! Or don't do anything! The door is not going to slice anyone in half as they step off the elevator. There are sensors, jerk.

Do you attend Washington College of Law, and if you do I am sorry for this elevator inconvenience (aka, I do all of the things that piss you off).

by **cartersDad26** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 08:40:56

Guys in suits ordering 4 dozen assorted pastries and spreads at Dunkin Donuts and picking each item. uh...what kind of bagels do you have again?

fuck you douche bag, get it fucking catered next time, don't hold up the line for 5 minutes after my El train just broke down because you couldn't plan ahead for your little morning seminar.

by **Grotewold** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:13:46

Grotewald
Groteworld
Gimpwad

by **phatj** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:53:41

Shut it spotweld

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 19:14:51

I JUST EXPLAINED TO YOU WHAT A ROBBERY WAS. STOP SAYING YOUR HOUSE WAS ROBBED

by **lethal** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 19:26:35

I take it the house was burglarized?

by **Eddie Jordan** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 19:31:33

when someone pulls out in front of me when I'm cruising along at a pretty good speed. Then, they proceed to drive fucking 5 miles below the speed limit. If you're going to be a dick and pull out in front of someone, at least follow through with your dick driving moves and drive fast enough so that I don't crash into you.

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 19:33:09

Yeah. But no one ever says that. Even if they said it was "broken into" at least they wouldn't sound stupid. But when I ask to clarify (which is important, because robberies are more serious than burglaries), explain the difference and you're still saying it, you remove any doubt.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 19:34:39

women!

by **Slowhand** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 19:49:26

Eddie Jordan wrote:when someone pulls out in front of me when I'm cruising along at a pretty good speed. Then, they proceed to drive #$&! 5 miles below the speed limit. If you're going to be a dick and pull out in front of someone, at least follow through with your dick driving moves and drive fast enough so that I don't crash into you.

Even worse is when they do this when there are no cars behind you for miles.

by **phatj** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 22:25:26

When some douchebag tries to make a left turn out of a driveway or a street with no light and pulls out into the lane of traffic moving to his right, stopping traffic while waiting for a hole in the traffic moving to the left. I would vaporize these individuals if I could - they're either insufferably rude or intolerably stupid, or (probably) both.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 17:42:34

phatj wrote:When some douchebag tries to make a left turn out of a driveway or a street with no light and pulls out into the lane of traffic moving to his right, stopping traffic while waiting for a hole in the traffic moving to the left. I would vaporize these individuals if I could - they're either insufferably rude or intolerably stupid, or (probably) both.

You'd have to kill everyone in Arkansas, except for Mrs. Vulture and me.

by **phatj** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 18:41:52

Collateral damage

by **21McBride** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 18:48:02

shit heads who break bottles on the boulders that people and animals like to climb on in the local wildlife sanctuary. My dog was ahead of me and my fiance as we were climbing the face of South Mountain and I get to the top only to find my puppy sniffing near the broken glass of a beer bottle. There was litter everywhere and it's sick. If I ever stumble upon this in the process I will go down fighting. These "animals" would make terrific food for our fine turkey vultures.

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 22:04:08

On MLB Audio, if you always listen to the Phillies feed, and you access it from Phillies.com, why doesn't it figure out you want the Phillies feed rather than the home team feed?

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 13:51:33

You go to watch a movie trailer on the intertube--an advertisement for a movie. Presumably, a movie you're probably interested in dropping $20 to see once popcorn and twizzlers and shit are figured in. But before they show you the commercial, they make you sit through another commercial.

by **The Dude** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 18:18:00

i wonder why that is

by **Bucky** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 09:57:48

bikers who pass you on a desolate bike trail at 6AM without giving warning when they're approaching. I WANNA KILL THEM YOU SCARE THE POOP OUT OF ME WOULD IT KILL YOU TO ANNOUNCE "ON YOUR LEFT" BEFORE YOU GET TO ME

by **Grotewold** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 09:59:06

The "consider including" list on Gmail, comprised of people I DEFINITELY don't want copied on that e-mail. Way to take my nightmare that much closer to reality

by **phatj** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:59:01

Grotewold wrote:The "consider including" list on Gmail, comprised of people I DEFINITELY don't want copied on that e-mail. Way to take my nightmare that much closer to reality

Didn't even know this existed

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