Horrible Lines From Songs

by **Grotewold** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 09:49:51

I'm gonna make a bomb out of love and blow it up

by **LongDrive** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 09:53:05

Friday night & I need a fight
My motorcycle & a switch blade knife

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 09:54:22

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 09:54:37

Someone left my cake out in the rain

by **Grotewold** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 09:59:01

These fickle fuddle words confuse me, like will it rain today

(I had the pleasure of hearing "Everyday" at the doctor's office)

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:13:43

I got soul but I'm not a soldier

(This line really deserves it's own thread; this is the worst lyric ever. They can go to hell for unleashing this one.)

by **Bucky** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:17:08

And nobody heard me
not even the chair

by **Woody** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:17:19

Grotewold wrote:These fickle fuddle words confuse me, like will it rain today

(I had the pleasure of hearing "Everyday" at the doctor's office)

Seriously. I love the Dave Matthews band but I think they owe Glen Ballard a steel-toed kick in the nuts. And yes, I'm blaming the producer for the awful lyrics. He clearly poisoned Dave's brain

by **Grotewold** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:19:05

Woody wrote:And yes, I'm blaming the producer for the awful lyrics. He clearly poisoned Dave's brain

Yep. Dave does his thing, and I actually think he's an underrated guitarist in terms of arrangements. But the notion that he could pound out 13 songs of lyrics in a week or whatever was absurd.

by **Grotewold** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:20:15

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I got soul but I'm not a soldier

(This line really deserves it's own thread; this is the worst lyric ever. They can go to hell for unleashing this one.)

Was just gonna post that. Too bad, too, as I actually love the guitar line and verses in that song in a guilty-pleasure kind of way.

by 1 » Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:29:41

Who's got the hooch, baby?

by **phatj** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:55:05

Do Spinal Tap lyrics count?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:56:26

phatj wrote:Do Spinal Tap lyrics count?

"Gimme Me Some Money" should be in the great lyrics thread in it's entirety.

by **Grotewold** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:57:30

I've been clowning this rap lyric for so long that I can't recall whether it ever actually existed, but if so: "I'm gonna get freaky on Sunday, like [brothas] stacked ten-deep in a Hyundai."

by **howardfan6** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:55:30

WORST LYRICS EVA:

"Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you

Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right

Gotta get away-get away

Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel

Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid

Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen"

I am very glad that Pat changed his theme song this year.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 13:04:19

Don't fuck with Dio

by **BigEd76** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 13:33:34

This **** is bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This **** is bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

by 1 » Wed Oct 24, 2007 14:07:34

girl, you are wicked awesome

by 1 » Wed Oct 24, 2007 14:53:51

The current issue of BLENDER has the 40 Worst Lyricists of All Time. I haven't looked for it online, but it's probably out there.

by **phatj** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 15:19:31

Uncle Milty wrote:Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will

What? That song is phenomenal.

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