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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby Swiggers » Mon Feb 06, 2012 00:43:45

I love much of '70s Yes, and I realize that many of their lyrics were just placeholders for sounds and melodies, but God did Jon Anderson commit a lot of horseshit to disc. Such as:

Starlight, movement, reasons
Release forward tallest rainbow
Sun shower seasons, fife flower reasons
jerseyhoya wrote:I think the reason you get yelled at is you appear to hate listening to sports talk radio, but regularly listen to sports talk radio, and then frequently post about how bad listening to sports talk radio is after you were once again listening to it.

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun Mar 11, 2012 18:25:37

buy any jeans necessary

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby Barry Jive » Sun Mar 11, 2012 18:56:38

he said: hey my name is corey. i'm really into hardcore. people call me hard corey
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby ashton » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:10:10

We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a menage a trois

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby swishnicholson » Sun Jul 22, 2012 22:44:02

Do you wish your nose was longer
So you'd have an excuse not to see past it?
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby Swiggers » Mon Jul 23, 2012 13:14:16

I love Neil Young, but even he admitted he has no idea what he was talking about with this:

Is it hard to make arrangements with yourself
When you're old enough to repay but young enough to sell?
jerseyhoya wrote:I think the reason you get yelled at is you appear to hate listening to sports talk radio, but regularly listen to sports talk radio, and then frequently post about how bad listening to sports talk radio is after you were once again listening to it.

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Mon Jul 23, 2012 16:13:46

word

ek wrote:the phish catalog
"Of all of Ruben's gifts, the ability to simultaneously punch 4 million people in the dick is probably his most impressive." Endless Summer
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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby Rev_Beezer » Mon Jul 23, 2012 19:26:29

Ooh, I go swimming, swimming in the water
Swimming in the river, swimming in the sea
I go swimming
I go swimming, swimming in the water
Swimming in the pool, swimming is cool
I go swimming
Together we will win this game against the evil Space Yankees! Eat Fresh!

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby iladelph53 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 05:39:48

And I don't even need your love,
But you treat me like a stranger
And that feels so rough.
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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby td11 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:01:31

haha i really hate the "feels so rough" line
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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:13:54

I really enjoy belting out "You didn't have to cuuuuuuuuuuut me off"

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby Roger Dorn » Mon Sep 10, 2012 15:59:21

If I were invisible I could just watch you in your room
Do you think April is too early for a Roger Dorn night?

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby EndlessSummer » Mon Sep 10, 2012 17:27:06

Heard this on the radio the other day and was reminded how truly dumb it is:
"Our love is like water, pinned down and abused for being strange."

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby Swiggers » Mon Sep 10, 2012 17:28:18

EndlessSummer wrote:Heard this on the radio the other day and was reminded how truly dumb it is:
"Our love is like water, pinned down and abused for being strange."


What drugs do you have to be on to associate water with that?
jerseyhoya wrote:I think the reason you get yelled at is you appear to hate listening to sports talk radio, but regularly listen to sports talk radio, and then frequently post about how bad listening to sports talk radio is after you were once again listening to it.

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby 1 » Mon Sep 10, 2012 17:33:53

EndlessSummer wrote:Heard this on the radio the other day and was reminded how truly dumb it is:
"Our love is like water, pinned down and abused for being strange."

Hate that song so much for that line alone. And I LOOOOOVE Live's first three albums.

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby phatj » Sat Oct 06, 2012 22:22:55

I may have posted this previously, but

"Closer than my peeps you are to me."
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby TomatoPie » Tue Oct 09, 2012 13:19:56

Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
He aint gonna let those 2 escape justice
He makes his living off other peoples' taxes
Kill the chicken to scare the monkey

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby phatj » Tue Oct 09, 2012 15:07:35

I'm pretty sure Steve Miller doesn't actually speak English
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby TomatoPie » Tue Oct 09, 2012 18:36:02

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Kill the chicken to scare the monkey

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Re: Horrible Lines From Songs

Postby TomatoPie » Tue Oct 09, 2012 18:41:18

Coast to coast

L.A. to Chicago
Kill the chicken to scare the monkey

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