Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby azrider » Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:50:46

jamiethekiller wrote:No thank God. I got to it maybe 1m after. Only a few cars were there and 3 people were trying to help(obviously not much they can do with a trapped person)

https://photos.app.goo.gl/yXApuNP1KVUKhmCR9


no bueno.... count your blessings that you were just inconvenienced and not in the exact wrong place at the exact wrong time and couldn't avoid this.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Phred » Fri Apr 24, 2020 13:06:48

jamiethekiller wrote:Came up on a bad accident on 95 two days ago. Was there before the emergency crews got there and got trapped 1st in line. Was not a pretty site. Took them 30 minutes to pull the person(disassemble and cut apart the car) from the car and apparently died at the hospital.

He drifted out of his lane and hit a construction back hoe that was in the shoulder.


Was really worried that wasn't going to say "car".
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Fri Apr 24, 2020 13:22:56

That pharmacy assistant might be even cuter with a mask on.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Apr 24, 2020 15:14:48

Back has started to seize up from working at my kitchen table for so many weeks now. Live in a little apartment with not a lot of seating options. :(

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby momadance » Fri Apr 24, 2020 15:25:15

CalvinBall wrote:Back has started to seize up from working at my kitchen table for so many weeks now. Live in a little apartment with not a lot of seating options. :(


I broke down and bought a new chair a few weeks ago.

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Napalm » Fri Apr 24, 2020 15:27:00

momadance wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:Back has started to seize up from working at my kitchen table for so many weeks now. Live in a little apartment with not a lot of seating options. :(


I broke down and bought a new chair a few weeks ago.

I sit on the floor

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby thephan » Fri Apr 24, 2020 15:27:14

Uncle Milty wrote:That pharmacy assistant might be even cuter with a mask on.


so you are saying she's British or you have been inside too long? Can't tell.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Fri Apr 24, 2020 15:32:59

thephan wrote:
Uncle Milty wrote:That pharmacy assistant might be even cuter with a mask on.


so you are saying she's British or you have been inside too long? Can't tell.

:lol:

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Sat Apr 25, 2020 09:35:45

so on thursday a package from shanghai arrived at my doorstep. Probably 12x24. Name was not mine. No company name. Address was somewhat illegible but the last two digits matched mine (same street and zip code). Called and texted the number on the package. Then I went to post the label on nextdoor to see if anyone recognized the name. It was then I realized that the first digit of the address- which looked like a triangle- was actually a '52'. So a few googles later i was able to ascertain that there was an independent pharma lab in this small business complex down the street and the addressee was in fact their president. So I called, they said we're here, I went and dropped it off.

This morning the guy texts me back to say he got the package, thanks. I say you're welcome, then joked "i hope it's a covid vaccine!" He text back nah, just N95 masks, let me know if you need any.


I COULDA BEEN RICH!!!!

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Sat Apr 25, 2020 09:43:10

Opportunity knocks and Bucky kicks it down the porch steps
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Wheels Tupay » Sat Apr 25, 2020 09:46:57

Way to ruin your kids college fund bucky. Now he will have to go to dccc
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bucky » Sat Apr 25, 2020 12:53:37

was searching for my p-touch and spontaneously came out with "Brother, where art thou?"

Image

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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Sat Apr 25, 2020 12:59:05

peepee touch more likely
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Wheels Tupay » Sat Apr 25, 2020 13:43:28

Uncle Milty wrote:peepee touch more likely


Got em
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Sat Apr 25, 2020 14:34:50

Alright, who's shopping for hats that I keep getting this banner ad?
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Slowhand » Sun Apr 26, 2020 19:40:33

Every once in a while, I'll watch ONE random wrestling video on YouTube, and then for like the next month wrestling videos are basically the only thing YouTube will suggest to me. You'd think I'd learn my lesson. But noooooooooooooooooo!!!!
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Bill McNeal » Sun Apr 26, 2020 19:56:09

Two years ago my daughter watched a bunch of LOL toy unboxing videos. Two years ago. To this day, half of my recommendations are for crappy toy unboxing videos a quarter are football highlights and a quarter are for jam band sets.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Sun Apr 26, 2020 19:58:04

Appreciate my Buddy Hackett, Jonathon Winters and Whose Line recs even more now.
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby The Dude » Sun Apr 26, 2020 20:59:40

Anyone know any good online will/last testament services? My wife has been talking to her step-mom's sister about how we're going to get everything handled. We just want my wife's step-mom to be able to make decisions in the next couple of days before she gets worse. We're on a day to day basis right now
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Re: Random Slowhands and other Wheels Falling Off

Postby Uncle Milty » Sun Apr 26, 2020 21:04:04

The Dude wrote:Anyone know any good online will/last testament services? My wife has been talking to her step-mom's sister about how we're going to get everything handled. We just want my wife's step-mom to be able to make decisions in the next couple of days before she gets worse. We're on a day to day basis right now

No personal experience but I know 2 people who used Legal Zoom and they shared no complaints.
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