Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby JUburton » Tue Feb 04, 2020 14:26:36

Thread title was depressingly prescient.

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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby heyeaglefn » Tue Feb 04, 2020 14:28:30

I said this earlier, but what could possibly be happening that they can't do an all hands on deck and call every chair and get the numbers by 4pm today?

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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 04, 2020 14:33:23

heyeaglefn wrote:I said this earlier, but what could possibly be happening that they can't do an all hands on deck and call every chair and get the numbers by 4pm today?


I feel as if the numbers are messed up-- like first alignment total is fewer than how many they have in second alignments. Or viable groups from first alignment grew smaller on second alignment (which was possible with old rules, so maybe precinct captains were confused).

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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Feb 04, 2020 14:35:20

heyeaglefn wrote:I said this earlier, but what could possibly be happening that they can't do an all hands on deck and call every chair and get the numbers by 4pm today?


Schools are letting out soon. And if the dry cleaning doesn't get picked up today it may very well not be there next time they go back.
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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby CFP » Tue Feb 04, 2020 15:23:43

Those cows aren't going to milk themselves

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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Feb 04, 2020 15:52:17

Buying Shadow Inc. stock low.
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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby Brantt » Tue Feb 04, 2020 16:08:57

heyeaglefn wrote:I said this earlier, but what could possibly be happening that they can't do an all hands on deck and call every chair and get the numbers by 4pm today?


Result manipulation?

I honestly can't think of anything else. Should be very straightforward as they should have paper ballots that can be reported from every precinct.
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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby philliesphhan » Tue Feb 04, 2020 16:28:25

momadance wrote:
Wolfgang622 wrote:I haven't coded for some time, and when I did it was in BASIC 2.0 on a Commodore 64, and I feel reasonably confident that I could, if I pulled an all-nighter, create an app that required a username and password, allowed the end user to input three numbers, collect all those numbers from all the different registered users, and keep a running tally of the numbers in columns 1,2, and 3.

I mean come the fuck on.


And this is why you haven't coded in 30 years. If it was that easy most of us "coders" wouldn't be employed.


He thinks his Commodore 64 is really neato
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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby momadance » Tue Feb 04, 2020 16:42:56

philliesphhan wrote:
momadance wrote:
Wolfgang622 wrote:I haven't coded for some time, and when I did it was in BASIC 2.0 on a Commodore 64, and I feel reasonably confident that I could, if I pulled an all-nighter, create an app that required a username and password, allowed the end user to input three numbers, collect all those numbers from all the different registered users, and keep a running tally of the numbers in columns 1,2, and 3.

I mean come the fuck on.


And this is why you haven't coded in 30 years. If it was that easy most of us "coders" wouldn't be employed.


He thinks his Commodore 64 is really neato


To be fair, it is!

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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby momadance » Tue Feb 04, 2020 16:43:31

CFP wrote:Those cows aren't going to milk themselves


What about Devin Nunes?

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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby JUburton » Tue Feb 04, 2020 16:45:10

Who thinks 60k is an appropriate amount of money to pay for an iOS/Android app that need to possibly talk to each other and some other central system with 100% verifiable data and oh yeah everyone is going to be using the app all at the same time in your first actual use case?

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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby momadance » Tue Feb 04, 2020 16:49:15

Don't drink and Fox.

Court records show that Jan Peter Meister, a 52-year-old registered sex offender, told investigators he drunkenly left the threatening voicemail at Schiff’s Washington, D.C. office after watching Fox News and googling the congressman’s phone number.

“I'm gonna fucking blow your brains out you fucking piece of shit,” Meister allegedly said in part of the obscenity-filled voicemail.

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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby Augustus » Tue Feb 04, 2020 16:52:25

I’m looking for investors in my new ebook, The Eighteenth Brumaire of Donald J. Trump. PM me for details.
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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby thephan » Tue Feb 04, 2020 17:03:09

Top White House economic advisor Larry Kudlow said the coronavirus will delay an expected surge in exports from the first phase of the U.S.-China trade deal signed last month.

I'm going to call that bull shit. I am sure there will be a hit, but this is the art of the claw back when the opportunity presents itself. Out in May, then the Corona Virus abates, it will all be all but forgotten that this deal was supposed to shit gold bricks for us so it not happening will just slide on by.
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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby Bucky » Tue Feb 04, 2020 17:18:35

i dunno, the tesla factory was forced to close by the chinese government, so i'm sure other industries are seeing similar shutdowns

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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 04, 2020 17:20:38

looks more and more like shadow inc is a shitty ass tech company. apparently the app was distributed using test fairy but the free version which limits the amount of downloads to 200 users. on top of that it is not encrypted. there is a pay version but for whatever reason shadow inc decided to use the free trial version to distribute. remarkable.

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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby heyeaglefn » Tue Feb 04, 2020 17:20:38

Yeah I actually buy it, China has been hit really hard with this and I am sure production is down across the board there.

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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby thephan » Tue Feb 04, 2020 17:24:51

I'm not arguing that the Chinese economy will take a hit, I am proposing that the benefits of the trade deal will make the out sized impact team hyperbola says it will, and that this was a good excuse to explain away an early test.
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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby heyeaglefn » Tue Feb 04, 2020 17:29:31

thephan wrote:I'm not arguing that the Chinese economy will take a hit, I am proposing that the benefits of the trade deal will make the out sized impact team hyperbola says it will, and that this was a good excuse to explain away an early test.

You don't think exports into China aren't impacted from the Coronavirus?

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Re: Politics: Iowa-nt this to be over

Postby Bucky » Tue Feb 04, 2020 17:31:12

i think he's saying team trump planted the virus in order to provide cover

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