Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby thephan » Fri Nov 01, 2019 15:16:21

ReadingPhilly wrote:hopefully the people who cut all the power cords to his decorations the night before didn't stop to enjoy the bounty.


Nice. I wanted to do a cotton candy machine, but my wife said no one would let their kid have it. Then again, if I tried to do anything last night it would have blown to Stone Harbor Point (that's about 140 miles due east).
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Nov 01, 2019 15:29:20

Grotewold wrote:
ReadingPhilly wrote:my brother had a table in his driveway with a hot dog roller (w/ potato rolls), a tub with beer, wine and soda and a shit ton of candy. he enjoys going all out.


That's bad ass


yeah it is, that rules.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby mickbayne » Fri Nov 01, 2019 16:15:47

Bill McNeal wrote:
Grotewold wrote:
ReadingPhilly wrote:my brother had a table in his driveway with a hot dog roller (w/ potato rolls), a tub with beer, wine and soda and a shit ton of candy. he enjoys going all out.


That's bad ass


yeah it is, that rules.

One of my neighbors usually does something like this (although with a regular grill, not a hot dog roller lol) but I didn't get my usual flyer about it in the mailbox this year. Possibly because their 40 year old son was caught on camera stealing a package from another neighbor's steps.

Ended up with zero trick or treaters. And here I spent a good five minutes picking out the perfect variety pack of candy at CVS!
Another day, another box of stolen pens.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Nov 01, 2019 17:20:30

I took my kids out trick or treating. We live on a mile long horseshoe shaped road with two cul-de-sacs at the back. Did the whole thing in about 90 min. No one did anything interesting or fun unfortunately.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Bucky » Fri Nov 01, 2019 17:50:32

19th year in this house

Still zero trick or treaters

Yet I still stock up on candy every year just in case

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Nov 01, 2019 18:34:23

That's just because you are a fatass
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Nov 01, 2019 19:47:13

We clearly need more wrestling threads and more Steal My Sunshine youtubes.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Slowhand » Fri Nov 01, 2019 20:13:22

Wheels Tupay has been very hurtful and rude lately.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Bucky » Fri Nov 01, 2019 20:14:17

"lately"

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby momadance » Fri Nov 01, 2019 20:29:49

My GF (on my PC browser): "What is this STRIPPERS ONLINE shit?!"

Me: "Its Stripers online hon, you know ... THE FISH!"

She works for the largest tackle distributor in the world. SMH.

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Slowhand » Fri Nov 01, 2019 20:38:28

And they both smell the same.

HI YOOOOOOOOOOO
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Nov 01, 2019 20:44:15

Slowhand wrote:And they both smell the same.

HI YOOOOOOOOOOO


and you say I am hurtful and rude?
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Nov 01, 2019 21:33:50

momadance wrote:My GF (on my PC browser): "What is this STRIPPERS ONLINE shit?!"

Me: "Its Stripers online hon, you know ... THE FISH!"

She works for the largest tackle distributor in the world. SMH.


"tackle distributor"
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Uncle Milty » Fri Nov 01, 2019 21:50:41

The pop-tart factory needs better quality control.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Wheels Tupay » Sat Nov 02, 2019 06:50:52

Sounds like you need better shopping quality control if you are buying pop tarts
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Uncle Milty » Sat Nov 02, 2019 08:31:48

They're 100% grass fed, free range pop tarts, so it's okay.
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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Bucky » Sat Nov 02, 2019 08:50:54

pure heaven


Image

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Slowhand » Sat Nov 02, 2019 08:52:09

This is why Wheels Tupay is calling you fat.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby Bucky » Sat Nov 02, 2019 08:55:04

slowhand has been very hurtful and rude lately

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Re: Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

Postby 1 » Sat Nov 02, 2019 09:31:23

BSG: Fuck your feelings.
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