Catch 'em and make 'em walk the plank, matey! Arrrr!

Uncle Milty wrote:

momadance wrote:Got porch pirated today. Time for some cameras.

Better order those cameras for in-store pickup

Damn right. In the spring I was leaving to go fishing around 4am and caught a guy trying to break into my girlfriend's car in my driveway. Had already robbed 10 cars before I saw him. Had everything stashed in the golf course. Stole 2 laptops and a huge set of house keys from a realtor.

Black Friday is when I got my Ring a few years ago. It’s fantastic

which porch did you get it from

My apartment complex has a separate room with lockers for Amazon Prime deliveries, which is nice. You go in, type your pass code into this kiosk thing and your locker opens up. But the room is unlocked 24/7, so literally anyone can walk in there. And if it's a package that's too big for one of the slots [/Pip] they just put it on the floor. There's cameras and everything, but still. I guess it's still better than leaving it in front of your door I suppose, but someone could quickly go in and snatch up all the packages not locked up.

Bucky wrote:which porch did you get it from

Anybody order from twillory ever? Pretty good stuff.

haven't needed any twill lately

Where should I hide during trick or treat hours?

PrattRules wrote:Anybody order from twillory ever? Pretty good stuff.

like the look but that's pricey for my mostly cheap shopping tastes.

Uncle Milty wrote:Where should I hide during trick or treat hours?

The bushes?

PrattRules wrote:Anybody order from twillory ever? Pretty good stuff.

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Got the paid for kind and set off the detector at the airport. Completely confused me, and PO'd a bunch of people behind me.

speaking of creating a scene at an airport, my kid had a half pound of fudge and the scanner thought it might be plastique explosives! Sorry Sky Harbor for any concern. They asked a few questions before calling the bomb squad or cuffing a 14 year old, thank goodness. They said they would have been more concerned if it had wires sticking in it. So would I considering it was fudge. Anyway, they just causally asked for an inventory of the bag before they opened it. We did not notice the two nice gents who wandered up behind us just in case they needed to take us to the back room.

thephan wrote:speaking of creating a scene at an airport, my kid had a half pound of fudge and the scanner thought it might be plastique explosives! Sorry Sky Harbor for any concern. They asked a few questions before calling the bomb squad or cuffing a 14 year old, thank goodness. They said they would have been more concerned if it had wires sticking in it. So would I considering it was fudge. Anyway, they just causally asked for an inventory of the bag before they opened it. We did not notice the two nice gents who wandered up behind us just in case they needed to take us to the back room.

Electric Fudge would have been a great name for a slightly confused psychedelic band from the 60s.

thephan wrote:speaking of creating a scene at an airport, my kid had a half pound of fudge and the scanner thought it might be plastique explosives! Sorry Sky Harbor for any concern. They asked a few questions before calling the bomb squad or cuffing a 14 year old, thank goodness. They said they would have been more concerned if it had wires sticking in it. So would I considering it was fudge. Anyway, they just causally asked for an inventory of the bag before they opened it. We did not notice the two nice gents who wandered up behind us just in case they needed to take us to the back room.

did this fudge come from the sedona fudge co.?

A little ditty my mother used to sing to me:

He's no Allan Sherman

thephan wrote:speaking of creating a scene at an airport, my kid had a half pound of fudge and the scanner thought it might be plastique explosives! Sorry Sky Harbor for any concern. They asked a few questions before calling the bomb squad or cuffing a 14 year old, thank goodness. They said they would have been more concerned if it had wires sticking in it. So would I considering it was fudge. Anyway, they just causally asked for an inventory of the bag before they opened it. We did not notice the two nice gents who wandered up behind us just in case they needed to take us to the back room.

Why did you raise a fudgepacker?

Bucky wrote:which porch did you get it from

Check your cams pal