Random, Jam'em, hand 'em, and Land 'em

by **Wheels Tupay** » Thu Nov 07, 2019 18:24:28

phatj wrote:Google's news aggregator includes a little weather widget. You can set it to display temperature in Kelvin, which seems useful

I knew we would eventually find a use for calvin

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Nov 07, 2019 19:54:50

I was just walking through my town streets and a woman, child and dog were sheltering from the rain under a roof. As I passed the little girl asked me, "Do you have a nickname?'

Not wanting to seem sullen and creepy, I replied. "No, I don't. Do you have a nickname?"

Which I now realize is about the creepiest thing you could ask a child on the street.

by **Wheels Tupay** » Thu Nov 07, 2019 19:59:14

Smooth Swish

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Nov 07, 2019 20:12:58

Wheels Tupay wrote:Smooth Swish

What can I say? Cute girls always make nervous. [/inappropriatejokesthread]

by **Bucky** » Thu Nov 07, 2019 20:32:46

why did you lie to the little girl

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Nov 07, 2019 20:54:46

Bucky wrote:why did you lie to the little girl

I tell you I was befuddled. I'm not used to making light patter as a man on the street.

by **The Dude** » Thu Nov 07, 2019 20:57:55

MIL: Tomorrow it’s going to be 42 how will H (my daughter) survive
Me under my breath: I understand weather and how cold works
My wife actual: She fits in her coat from last year still and her new bigger one will be here in a couple days
Sort of expected MIL response: Ok good!
Actual MIL response: Ok I just went to Carters and bought her a winter coat for tomorrow

by **Uncle Milty** » Thu Nov 07, 2019 21:01:58

swishnicholson wrote:I was just walking through my town streets and a woman, child and dog were sheltering from the rain under a roof. As I passed the little girl asked me, "Do you have a nickname?'

Not wanting to seem sullen and creepy, I replied. "No, I don't. Do you have a nickname?"

Which I now realize is about the creepiest thing you could ask a child on the street.

Is this why you keep nicknames in your van with the free candy

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Nov 07, 2019 21:38:52

The Dude wrote:MIL: Tomorrow it’s going to be 42 how will H (my daughter) survive
Me under my breath: I understand weather and how cold works
My wife actual: She fits in her coat from last year still and her new bigger one will be here in a couple days
Sort of expected MIL response: Ok good!
Actual MIL response: Ok I just went to Carters and bought her a winter coat for tomorrow

You guys would be starving and on the street without her.

by **PrattRules** » Thu Nov 07, 2019 22:55:54

Where's that thread for the weekend warriors playing sports beyond their abilities? Anyway, I got rocked in boxing tonight and caught a flash. Might sit out a few rounds.

by **Slowhand** » Thu Nov 07, 2019 23:08:07

The Dude wrote:MIL: Tomorrow it’s going to be 42 how will H (my daughter) survive
Me under my breath: I understand weather and how cold works
My wife actual: She fits in her coat from last year still and her new bigger one will be here in a couple days
Sort of expected MIL response: Ok good!
Actual MIL response: Ok I just went to Carters and bought her a winter coat for tomorrow

You should be thankful she didn't simply report you to DCF.

by **PrattRules** » Thu Nov 07, 2019 23:28:55

I don't think Craig Robinson is funny.

by **azrider** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 09:23:38

Uncle Milty wrote:Something significant is close to happening. Wish I knew what it was.

i gotta admit i just laughed this off at first, but then i just read this....

Mercury crosses the sun on Monday, and it’s the last chance to see it until 2032

just proves that some people are more in tune to this type of stuff than others.

by **azrider** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 09:26:39

PrattRules wrote:I don't think Craig Robinson is funny.

excellent actor, easily top 5 right now.

by **swishnicholson** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 18:56:35

A little light-hearted for the "guns" thread, so I'll stick it here https://imgur.com/gallery/XTabMyL

by **PTOITWCFTPP** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 20:03:15

Pat Sajak had to have emergency surgery. Vanna is going to host!

by **Bucky** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 20:16:43

37 years in the waiting

talk about playing the long game

by **Ace Rothstein** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 20:57:45

Who’s gonna turn the letters?!?!?

by **Wheels Tupay** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 21:41:41

Ace Rothstein wrote:Who’s gonna turn the letters?!?!?

Vanna

by **Bucky** » Fri Nov 08, 2019 22:32:00

"So Sweet!" Someone opined. But what do you think is really going on here??

https://morethanthecurve.com/6abcs-acti ... dcIVWvjrxo

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