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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Slowhand » Mon Aug 19, 2019 10:26:16

Sorry, Phred. What has stood out to me about you (well, besides your TASTELESS HUMOR!) is the deep love you have often expressed for your family. So I'm hoping you can all work it out. Families have been through this before and come out on the other side together.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Uncle Milty » Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:27:27

Phred, Sorry man. Reach out if I can help in any way.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Slowhand » Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:32:32

Few things more disappointing than a skinny guy preparing your meal at Chipotle. Or anywhere, really. I said “DOUBLE CHICKEN”, not “I’m in the market for some skinny jeans”.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby thephan » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:11:18

Slowhand wrote:Few things more disappointing than a skinny guy preparing your meal at Chipotle.


Are you talking about the "Bol Bol Bowl"?
yawn

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby td11 » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:29:41

Phred wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Damn man, that sucks, hope you all are able to work it out.


Thanks, man. Me, too.

Talked to my boss and he is helping me find another position quickly.

Tip of the iceberg but it is a start.

The boss is helping you find a new gig to get away from the swinger lady who propositioned you?
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Phred » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:43:25

td11 wrote:
Phred wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Damn man, that sucks, hope you all are able to work it out.


Thanks, man. Me, too.

Talked to my boss and he is helping me find another position quickly.

Tip of the iceberg but it is a start.

The boss is helping you find a new gig to get away from the swinger lady who propositioned you?


Yes.

He doesn't know why I need to change jobs but if he thinks not too long he can probably surmise.

He also doesn't who would be the cause of me having to change jobs but again, if he thinks not too long he can probably figure it out.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby CFP » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:51:31

Slowhand wrote:Few things more disappointing than a skinny guy preparing your meal at Chipotle. Or anywhere, really. I said “DOUBLE CHICKEN”, not “I’m in the market for some skinny jeans”.


I was at the one near the KOP mall a few months back and gently nodded and said I wanted whatever I was getting that day, it might have been the barbacoa, and the person didn't know what it was and had to ask a co-worker. I mean, I know a new job can leave you frazzled and training might not cover everything, but you'd like to think they would know what the barbacoa looked like. It was the worst-made burrito I had ever had there.

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Frank Grimes » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:56:00

Phred wrote:
td11 wrote:
Phred wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Damn man, that sucks, hope you all are able to work it out.


Thanks, man. Me, too.

Talked to my boss and he is helping me find another position quickly.

Tip of the iceberg but it is a start.

The boss is helping you find a new gig to get away from the swinger lady who propositioned you?


Yes.

He doesn't know why I need to change jobs but if he thinks not too long he can probably surmise.

He also doesn't who would be the cause of me having to change jobs but again, if he thinks not too long he can probably figure it out.


Can we get a pic of this coworker who propositioned you?
"it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography."

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby azrider » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:57:27

Frank Grimes wrote:
Phred wrote:
td11 wrote:
Phred wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Damn man, that sucks, hope you all are able to work it out.


Thanks, man. Me, too.

Talked to my boss and he is helping me find another position quickly.

Tip of the iceberg but it is a start.

The boss is helping you find a new gig to get away from the swinger lady who propositioned you?


Yes.

He doesn't know why I need to change jobs but if he thinks not too long he can probably surmise.

He also doesn't who would be the cause of me having to change jobs but again, if he thinks not too long he can probably figure it out.


Can we get a pic of this coworker who propositioned you?


had to delete those pics from his cell phone.

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Phred » Mon Aug 19, 2019 13:02:15

azrider wrote:
Frank Grimes wrote:
Phred wrote:
td11 wrote:
Phred wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Damn man, that sucks, hope you all are able to work it out.


Thanks, man. Me, too.

Talked to my boss and he is helping me find another position quickly.

Tip of the iceberg but it is a start.

The boss is helping you find a new gig to get away from the swinger lady who propositioned you?


Yes.

He doesn't know why I need to change jobs but if he thinks not too long he can probably surmise.

He also doesn't who would be the cause of me having to change jobs but again, if he thinks not too long he can probably figure it out.


Can we get a pic of this coworker who propositioned you?


had to delete those pics from his cell phone.


This.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Frank Grimes » Mon Aug 19, 2019 13:05:08

just so I'm following, she propositioned you. then wanted to add her husband into the mix?

just working on my BSG erotic fan-fiction....
"it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography."

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Frank Grimes » Mon Aug 19, 2019 13:05:49

also, i'm sorry you're going through it, phred. your BSG pals are here for u
"it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography."

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Frank Grimes » Mon Aug 19, 2019 13:13:29

went to the art institute yesterday and was trying to find the member's lounge (i'm a member).

me: "hi can you tell me how to get to the members lounge"
him: "we dont have a members lounge"
me: "ooooh, really? Because... the map says you have a members lounge"
him: "that's a typo"
me: "a typo?"
him: "yeah."
me: "that's a pretty big typo"
him: "yeah."
me:
him:
me: "okkkk, well nevermind I gu-"
him: "nah im just playin, it's down that way and to the left, down the stairs"

this guy was committing too hard to the bit. i was in no mood. in other news, the member's lounge had Tecate.
"it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography."

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby td11 » Mon Aug 19, 2019 15:14:18

Phred wrote:
td11 wrote:
Phred wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Damn man, that sucks, hope you all are able to work it out.


Thanks, man. Me, too.

Talked to my boss and he is helping me find another position quickly.

Tip of the iceberg but it is a start.

The boss is helping you find a new gig to get away from the swinger lady who propositioned you?


Yes.

He doesn't know why I need to change jobs but if he thinks not too long he can probably surmise.

He also doesn't who would be the cause of me having to change jobs but again, if he thinks not too long he can probably figure it out.

Damn thats a cool boss

Are the texts the furthest it went or did some actual stuff happen? Feel free to tell me to stfu if you don't wanna get into it
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Phred » Mon Aug 19, 2019 15:26:21

td11 wrote:
Phred wrote:
td11 wrote:
Phred wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Damn man, that sucks, hope you all are able to work it out.


Thanks, man. Me, too.

Talked to my boss and he is helping me find another position quickly.

Tip of the iceberg but it is a start.

The boss is helping you find a new gig to get away from the swinger lady who propositioned you?


Yes.

He doesn't know why I need to change jobs but if he thinks not too long he can probably surmise.

He also doesn't who would be the cause of me having to change jobs but again, if he thinks not too long he can probably figure it out.

Damn thats a cool boss

Are the texts the furthest it went or did some actual stuff happen? Feel free to tell me to stfu if you don't wanna get into it


Yes. He is a very cool boss. I am bummed to have to leave him (not bummed enough to not go though).

There were a lot of texts and they got pretty intimate and someone may have requested pics of the other. (Luckily, she said that she took the pics but didn't how they came out and deleted them before sending.)

Also, there a Sat night when my wife and son were out of town and I went out with her, her husband and some of her friends until 3:30 am.

Nothing physical ever happened though.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Slowhand » Mon Aug 19, 2019 15:35:39

Well, at least it didn't get to the point of no return, so that's something.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby JUburton » Mon Aug 19, 2019 15:48:52

Emotional infidelity is also bad and can ruin a relationship but this appears something that you can come back from (without knowing any of the details obviously)

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Slowhand » Mon Aug 19, 2019 15:56:53

In my entire life, I don’t think I’ve ever seen as many lizards out and about as I have this summer. It’s like walking a gauntlet trying to avoid stepping on these stupid creatures everywhere I go.
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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Napalm » Mon Aug 19, 2019 16:02:04

Slowhand wrote:In my entire life, I don’t think I’ve ever seen as many lizards out and about as I have this summer. It’s like walking a gauntlet trying to avoid stepping on these stupid creatures everywhere I go.

did you know that the Lizards were a race of people practically extinct from doing things smart people don't do

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Re: Random Blabber and Jibber Jabber

Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Aug 19, 2019 16:05:13

I spilled an entire jar of olives in my lunchbox.
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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