Haha really. They don’t just pick West Side Story or Little Shop of Horrors or something?

i think it's pretty awesome that they let them do their own production

The Dude wrote:

Slowhand wrote:Intermission at my nephew’s high school play. Nobody has a clue what this thing is about. Pretty sure the kid who wrote the script did so after ingesting peyote.

They let a kid write the play? That’s amazing

Yeah, it’s some magnet school for “gifted” kids where they give them creative control over things yada yada. It was a long night.

Just what we need, a 17 year old Wes Anderson

The kids wrote the play at my current school and it was supposedly amazing. Or at least that's what their moms said.

But really, I couldn't go because of duty, but I heard it was very good.

Heh heh. Duty.

Down here, it seems like unless Mom wants brunch or Buffalo Wild Wings, you're out of luck for . You'd think at least a few places would realize though typically Sunday is dead in the restuarant world, there might be people who want to take mom out for a nice dinner and open Sunday afternoon.

I used to HATE waiting tables on mother's day. Busy as hell and always one of the worst tipping days of the year while at the same time having the most demanding patrons. I remember one time standing in the middle of my section after being given 4 extra tables and being seriously wwwaaaayyy behind with all of them because of them being all pains in the ass. I just stopped, stood there for 10-15 seconds, and contemplated whether or not I could just walk out on the job and still pay my bills for the month. I went literally years without a customer complaint, but had 3 on that same day. My boss was just like, "Rough day, huh. Sorry for all the extra tables." He was actually a really good boss, so fortunately I didn't have to kill him.

I'm making my wife ginger soup today for mom's day. It's her favorite and I don't have to have flashbacks at a restaurant.

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms. I have a great one.

She freaked out when I told her I think I broke my right foot when I tripped on the stairs Saturday morning and made go to the ER (don't keep running up stairs if you have RA). I have four torn ligaments though. I wish it just was broke. Ouch, and not much you can do for it.

RA injections help in some way and hurt in others. I hate it. The up and downs when it comes to certain joints is something I didn't expect to get when I was 29 and it is just getting worse. All of my limbs will probably snap off soon.

Still, Happy Mother's Day.

TenuredVulture wrote:Down here, it seems like unless Mom wants brunch or Buffalo Wild Wings, you're out of luck for . You'd think at least a few places would realize though typically Sunday is dead in the restuarant world, there might be people who want to take mom out for a nice dinner and open Sunday afternoon.

One word... WIENERSCHNITZEL

https://www.wienerschnitzel.com/

Free chili dog, fries and drink with proof of MOMbership.

Turns out we are going for pizza, at Mrs. Vulture's request.

Guess you haven’t seen the Spiderman trailer

Today's Google doodle is Georgios Papanikolaou, who was a Greek pioneer in cytopathology and early cancer detection, and inventor of the "Pap smear", according to Wikipedia.

However, when I first saw it, I thought it was Hitler.

godwin strikes again

toilet at work flushed way too hard. Poop water splashed on (the cuff of) my pants. Not sure if I should just go home or not.

update: I am going home. fuck that.

must've been one helluva a tidal wave

What did you eat?

large amounts of bacon and waffles.

I was going to post a "Nigerian prince type email from Christopher Wray "Director Federal Bureau on Investigation", but it was too long. Totally crazy, but if you want in (Bucky), I will forward it on over.