1 wrote:Tracy Morgan at the SPAC 4/23. Tickets on sale Friday b

The youngsters in Joan Jeanne Joan’s community had the responsibility of taking each family’s sheep, goats, and cows to pasture and watching them while they ate. There is a bit of controversy in the record as to whether Joan Jeanne Joan regularly took her turn driving the livestock to pasture, but if she did it drunk we’d have something in common. In June 2001 I was arrested on a felony child-endangerment charge, for driving drunk with my children in the car, a misdemeanor child-abuse charge, the details of which I am not permitted to discuss because they are sealed by the court, and four charges of lewd acts with a minor, which were later dropped. I pled guilty to the child-endangerment charge and the misdemeanor child-abuse charge because those things were true. There is nothing I care about more in the world than my children, but in fact I was drunk when I drove them to the Baskin-Robbins one day, and it was reported to the police. I have no one to blame but myself — which, I’ve always said, takes the joy right out of blaming.

pacino wrote:have free tix to paula poundstone. anyone see her to see if it'd be worth it?

Grotewold wrote:Soon as I mastered Helium's two drink minimum -- sneak booze in, buy a Diet Coke to put the booze in, get that buzz going, buy chicken fingers -- I haven't been back