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Re: NOPE

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Oct 16, 2014 18:15:50

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Re: NOPE

Postby phatj » Thu Oct 16, 2014 18:43:23

dafuq
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: NOPE

Postby PrattRules » Thu Oct 16, 2014 21:36:50

I'm glad Dylan did not go gentle into that good night.
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Re: NOPE

Postby phatj » Thu Oct 16, 2014 21:45:34

BigEd76 wrote:
Luzinski's Gut wrote:http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/22/world/asia/giant-insect-china/index.html?hpt=wo_t2


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NOPENOPENOPENOPE

Neighbors of ours found one of these bad boys at their campsite in Ringing Rocks.
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Re: NOPE

Postby BigEd76 » Thu Oct 16, 2014 21:54:28

Snopes is shitting on the spider story already

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Re: NOPE

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Re: NOPE

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Oct 21, 2014 19:11:49

Be Bold!

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Re: NOPE

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Sun Nov 02, 2014 15:53:05

"Of all of Ruben's gifts, the ability to simultaneously punch 4 million people in the dick is probably his most impressive." Endless Summer
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Re: NOPE

Postby swishnicholson » Sun Nov 02, 2014 16:07:22

TenuredVulture wrote:http://rare.us/story/this-nightmarish-video-is-the-most-disturbing-thing-youll-see-all-week/


I think the scariest part about that is the quality of his "friends."
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Re: NOPE

Postby BigEd76 » Sun Nov 02, 2014 20:03:41

Luzinski's Gut wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/30/eel-removed-from-bowels_n_6076118.html


damnit DiM, be more careful

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Re: NOPE

Postby Bill McNeal » Sun Nov 02, 2014 20:15:03

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This snake was in our garage a few weeks ago, and we've seen him chilling on our porch a few times since. Tonight, him, or one of his siblings, was in our basement. Captured it again, and relocated him to the shrubs by the road. If I catch it in the house again, I'm making it a pet. I'm tired of it scaring my wife.
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Re: NOPE

Postby swishnicholson » Mon Nov 03, 2014 13:49:18

You don't have to call me darlin', Darlin'. But you never even call me by my name.

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Re: NOPE

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Re: NOPE

Postby Slowhand » Mon Nov 03, 2014 18:29:32

Bill, do you know what kind of snake that is?
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Re: NOPE

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Nov 04, 2014 08:57:41

swishnicholson wrote:Warning: Hair Combing

I hate nitpickers.
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Re: NOPE

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:43:29

Slowhand wrote:Bill, do you know what kind of snake that is?


I think it's a juvenile eastern hog snake

http://www.paherps.com/herps/snakes/hognose/

Update, it was in the garage again last night so I put it in an old aquarium out there. I'm going to take it somewhere else and let it go. It's pretty aggressive, whenever we walk in it cools up and strikes at as if we get close. Don't want it biting one of us. That would suck.
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Re: NOPE

Postby The Dude » Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:12:51

how did you catch it?
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Re: NOPE

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:18:34

Closet pungi enthusiast.
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Re: NOPE

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:19:50

I had my son distract it with a pinwheel then snuck up behind it and grabbed it.
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Re: NOPE

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:21:09

Nah, actually used a plastic beach shovel and scooped it up and dropped it in the aquarium which was nearby. My daughter loves it, she keeps going over to it and saying "awww, he so cute" she's named it gorilla.
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