for the last few years i'd kind of prepared myself for what the phillies would be like without harry, knowing at some point he'd retire. but i never expected this.
Honestly, the enjoyment I get from the Phillies has just decreased by at least 60%.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.