momadance wrote:

i fell out of my chair

td11 wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:No, there's a middle ground. If you go driving in your car and don't wear your seatbelt, you don't deserve to die, but sometimes another driver runs a red light and hits that car and the driver without the seatbelt dies. The red light runner didn't murder the non-seat belt and the non-seat belt didn't cause his death.

definitely manslaughter, though, right?

It might be, depending on the exact circumstances. Not a good example, bill.

Today I flung open my garage door and rolled my Honda CRV smack into the middle of the driveway. I noticed it didn't have much gas, so I filled it up. I left it there all day.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house, and countless people strolled right down the sidewalk. After about an hour, I checked on my car. I was surprised to see it was still sitting there in the driveway, right where I had left it. It hadn't rolled itself outside and it certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even started itself.

Now, you can well imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous cars are and how cars kill people. Either the media is wrong and it's the misuse of cars by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest car in the world.

That's amazing.

shoulda ran your car into a mailbox

Wait, so cars don't kill people, people kill people?

Catchy.

put it on a tshirt. proceeds to BSG picnic

Bucky wrote:Today I flung open my garage door and rolled my Honda CRV smack into the middle of the driveway. I noticed it didn't have much gas, so I filled it up. I left it there all day.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house, and countless people strolled right down the sidewalk. After about an hour, I checked on my car. I was surprised to see it was still sitting there in the driveway, right where I had left it. It hadn't rolled itself outside and it certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even started itself.

Now, you can well imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous cars are and how cars kill people. Either the media is wrong and it's the misuse of cars by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest car in the world.

Not sure about this. My street flooded last night and a few people abandoned their cars. There was still one left this morning, right in the middle of the street. While I was standing on my porch this morning, I watched one car stop behind it and honk it's horn until they realized no one was in it. They went around it. The next car to come down the street plowed right into it. Not sure if anyone was injured or killed though. That car could have killed someone. This is a true story btw.

Bucky wrote:Today I flung open my garage door and rolled my Honda CRV smack into the middle of the driveway. I noticed it didn't have much gas, so I filled it up. I left it there all day.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house, and countless people strolled right down the sidewalk. After about an hour, I checked on my car. I was surprised to see it was still sitting there in the driveway, right where I had left it. It hadn't rolled itself outside and it certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even started itself.

Now, you can well imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous cars are and how cars kill people. Either the media is wrong and it's the misuse of cars by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest car in the world.

I need more from this person's Facebook status updates. This is gold.

it's a remix of a Classic letter to the editor from Pac's "Reading Eagle" thread

Prosecutors have another video...

http://deadspin.com/investigators-have- ... 1620724937

bunch of guys making left turns for 3 hours, am i right? lol

Anyone want to talk about the lead up to the chase?

never heard of it

is that the auto racing equivalent to the running of the bulls?

First 26 races qualify drivers for the championship, last 10 determine champion. They changed it up this year so 16 guys qualify. After every 3 races in the chase 4 guys are eliminated. Last race has 4 guys going for the title, winner take all.

This is similar to an ongoing discussion I have with my daughter, regarding prudence and judgment and why even if it's not your fault, there are things you should do to limit your risks of being victim of bad people.

ReadingPhilly wrote:Anyone want to talk about the lead up to the chase?

Rooting for Austin Dillon to make it. He's havin' a hell of a rookie year

momadance wrote:

Bucky wrote:Today I flung open my garage door and rolled my Honda CRV smack into the middle of the driveway. I noticed it didn't have much gas, so I filled it up. I left it there all day.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house, and countless people strolled right down the sidewalk. After about an hour, I checked on my car. I was surprised to see it was still sitting there in the driveway, right where I had left it. It hadn't rolled itself outside and it certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even started itself.

Now, you can well imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous cars are and how cars kill people. Either the media is wrong and it's the misuse of cars by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest car in the world.

Not sure about this. My street flooded last night and a few people abandoned their cars. There was still one left this morning, right in the middle of the street. While I was standing on my porch this morning, I watched one car stop behind it and honk it's horn until they realized no one was in it. They went around it. The next car to come down the street plowed right into it. Not sure if anyone was injured or killed though. That car could have killed someone. This is a true story btw.

Passive aggressive car is STILL a lazy car to me

After reading this thread, I've concluded that I don't care about racing cars. Also not interested in wrasslin. Generally try to avoid fat people as well.