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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby Gimpy » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:31:48

I fucking hate basketball

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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby Napalm » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:31:52

Ben Simmons where r youuu

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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby The Savior » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:31:58

Can we hire Stan for Game 3?
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?

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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby Ace Rothstein » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:32:09

33-10 run for them

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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby JFLNYC » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:32:16

We’re the Keystone Kops. What a shitshow.
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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby Trent Steele » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:32:34

I, for one, am counting on our coach’s halftime adjustments
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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby MoBettle » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:33:17

Well this is awful
Two days later I get a text back that says I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat.

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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby Eddie Jordan » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:33:34

Brett is an embarrassment
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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby CFP » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:33:34

Maybe Simmons gives you a different series but you can’t get rolled like this. It’s the NBA. You step up and play in the playoffs. Can’t have this happen. Brown is awful

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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby JFLNYC » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:34:00

Trent Steele wrote:I, for one, am counting on our coach’s halftime adjustments


What do you expect from a guy who “liked Jo’s decisions” because they were “decisive?”
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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby Girooski » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:34:23

I think everyone here could atleast drop 10+ points on the sixers just coming off screens
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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby Napalm » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:34:36

I'm overreacting because they're caught in a bad run, but I'd think about forfeiting at halftime. Just move on with life

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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby JFLNYC » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:35:05

CFP wrote:Maybe Simmons gives you a different series but you can’t get rolled like this. It’s the NBA. You step up and play in the playoffs. Can’t have this happen. Brown is awful


Yeah. Simmons would not have been near enough to change this dramatically.
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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby Trent Steele » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:36:49

The offensive sets are like CYO level. I was told that was because of Ben. Look at that fucking play out of a timeout!!! Jesus Christ. Is the plan to have Shake get the fucking ball 30 feet out with 6 seconds left on the clock

He is fucking horrible.
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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby JFLNYC » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:37:31

It’s a cliché but the whole Sixers organization is playing checkers while the Celtics are playing chess.
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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby CalvinBall » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:37:44

Getting swept in the first round should do it

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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby Napalm » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:38:23

JFLNYC wrote:It’s a cliché but the whole Sixers organization is playing checkers while the Celtics are playing chess.

Brad Stevens has beat Brett down so bad over the years

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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby JFLNYC » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:38:48

CalvinBall wrote:Getting swept in the first round should do it


Unfortunately that’s probably for the best in the long run.
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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby Eddie Jordan » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:39:21

Brett is an embarrassment
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Re: ***Sixers*** - Smelltics: 1st Rd. Bubble Bash Playoffs G

Unread postby JFLNYC » Wed Aug 19, 2020 19:39:48

Napalm wrote:
JFLNYC wrote:It’s a cliché but the whole Sixers organization is playing checkers while the Celtics are playing chess.

Brad Stevens has beat Brett down so bad over the years


Yeah, it’s one thing to be beaten. It’s another to look stupid doing it.
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