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Postby Wheels Tupay » Wed Dec 18, 2013 18:58:34

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby slugsrbad » Wed Dec 18, 2013 19:12:21

td11 wrote:
Soren wrote:
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gay men do mouth stuff with their penises. Also, "suck" is a euphemism for stinks at a certain thing, like playing football.


hold on im gonna need a minute here


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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Grotewold » Wed Dec 18, 2013 19:16:01

Doll Is Mine wrote:Brokeback Mountain was OK. I didn't find the sex scenes realistic.


Agreed I would flip Hathaway doggy

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Doll Is Mine » Thu Dec 19, 2013 03:21:09

Grotewold wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:Brokeback Mountain was OK. I didn't find the sex scenes realistic.


Agreed I would flip Hathaway doggy


I was talking about Heath and Jake. In the tent. It was some MacGyver bullshit the way Heath used a little spit to get his penis inside Jake's ass in a matter of seconds. I can barely insert my pinkie finger without lube, let alone a big dick.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby uncle milt » Thu Dec 19, 2013 09:13:11

wat

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Dec 19, 2013 09:29:58

HE SAID HE CAN'T SPITFUCK AN ASS
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Dec 19, 2013 09:45:29

maybe you're not cowboy enough

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:40:34

DIMs fingers are the size of Genoa Salamis though.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Napalm » Thu Dec 19, 2013 13:44:10

I just spit out a bunch of pieces of apple reading this page. there was like 4 people around me

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby td11 » Thu Dec 19, 2013 13:51:20

Napalm wrote:I just spit out a bunch of pieces of apple reading this page. there was like 4 people around me


i don't think apples work any better than regular spit
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Napalm » Thu Dec 19, 2013 13:54:24

td11 wrote:
Napalm wrote:I just spit out a bunch of pieces of apple reading this page. there was like 4 people around me


i don't think apples work any better than regular spit

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Napalm » Fri Dec 20, 2013 18:21:21

there was a cowboys fan at the supply house I frequent this morning. could not stop talking about "their" championships in the 90s like it happened yesterday, after he got cornered about how they pretty much suck now and haven't won anything in forever. made fun of the eagles dusty trophy case and blah blah. how long will this go on for? I'm not too familiar with niners fans, but I don't think they talk about the championships of the 80s like that. seriously, it's been just about 20 years and in that time, they've won the division less than a handful of times. making the playoffs is even a struggle for them. like 10 more years and they'll shut up? how long after the birds' nfl championships of the 60s did it become irrelevant? sure as shit no-one was talking about it 30 years later in the 90s. I've never seen a pro sports fan base live on past accomplishments like those guys. TWENTY YEARS

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby ReadingPhilly » Fri Dec 20, 2013 18:24:55

saw some niners fans just paid 8k to put a billboard up in seattle with their lombardi trophies on it.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Grotewold » Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:26:12

kind of a baller move tbh

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby The B1G Piece » Mon Dec 23, 2013 09:49:29

:wink:

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby stevemc » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:09:14

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby pacino » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:18:41

Napalm wrote:there was a cowboys fan at the supply house I frequent this morning. could not stop talking about "their" championships in the 90s like it happened yesterday, after he got cornered about how they pretty much suck now and haven't won anything in forever. made fun of the eagles dusty trophy case and blah blah. how long will this go on for? I'm not too familiar with niners fans, but I don't think they talk about the championships of the 80s like that. seriously, it's been just about 20 years and in that time, they've won the division less than a handful of times. making the playoffs is even a struggle for them. like 10 more years and they'll shut up? how long after the birds' nfl championships of the 60s did it become irrelevant? sure as #$!&@ no-one was talking about it 30 years later in the 90s. I've never seen a pro sports fan base live on past accomplishments like those guys. TWENTY YEARS

did you ask him for his ring? did you ask him how growing up in dallas was and how he feels about all hte cold weather since he moved here?

i tire of cowboys fans. somehow a 1-15 season netted so many new fans nation-wide. had nothing to do with their run after that.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Napalm » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:43:14

stevemc wrote:Image

best sign ever?

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Bucky » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:52:11

ReadingPhilly wrote:saw some niners fans just paid 8k to put a billboard up in seattle with their lombardi trophies on it.


kind of waste of $8k if you ask me. the internets are free.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby momadance » Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:09:03

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