CalvinBall wrote:I AM HERE!! WE ARE WINNING HOLY CRAP!!

Woody wrote:

Rev_Beezer wrote:

CFP wrote:People I'd rather have broadcast this game:

Jeremiah Wright
Kim Jong Il
Ben Stein
Bob Barker
Dr. Joyce Brothers

Carrot Top
Pauly Shore
Donovan McNabb's Mom

Gilbert Godfrey
Crowhuck
uncle milt's girlfriend

Bucky wrote:

SOMEBODY TO MURDER JOE BUCK AND TIM MCCARVER

Wizlah wrote:Guys like that, start off at the knees but from behind, take 'em down, maybe they lose a tooth or two when they faceplant, and then one or two taps on the elbows. now they're not moving so much, whining you know, but can't really move their arms about easy so, you can work over the kidneys good and proper, and y'know, they're weeing blood at the least, maybe they pack in, and the guys are both goin' on one of those machines. back to the elbows, because shattering one of those babies, i tells ya - that'll have them spewing and screaming. So that leaves you with one good crack to knee or maybe the thigh bone if you're real strong and you know the ambulance can get there quick before they bleeds out internally.

Should pretty much give you your schadenfreude quotient for the day.