Milwaukee swill- Game threat NLDS game 3 10/4/08

Postby 1 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:20:42

jason kendall is just so good

he should bat ninth
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Postby ReadingPhilly » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:21:05

this field must be shit, that's two bad bounces already

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Postby 1 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:22:06

ReadingPhilly wrote:this field must be $#@!, that's two bad bounces already


they mentioned something about how short the grass was. i know that has nothing to do with it, but really- let the grass grow
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Postby drsmooth » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:22:13

1 wrote:jason kendall is just so good

he should bat ninth


utley refused to even put a glove on his runny - shit dribbler
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Postby Trent Steele » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:22:37

Ump has a very high strike zone. Not calling any low strikes
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Postby 1 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:23:16

Trent Steele wrote:Ump has a very high strike zone. Not calling any low strikes


yeah, 'cause up's where you want your strikes
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Postby ReadingPhilly » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:23:26

Trent Steele wrote:Ump has a very high strike zone. Not calling any low strikes


let's be honest, he has no idea what his zone is

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Postby Trent Steele » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:23:42

Forget it. Moyer is dead with this ump.
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Postby Woody » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:23:44

These are the kind of umpiring performances that happen when Moyer ends up getting shelled
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Postby 1 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:24:21

Woody wrote:These are the kind of umpiring performances that happen when Moyer ends up getting shelled


we hate to lose, d
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Postby 1 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:24:39

now the strike zone isn't so high
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Postby ReadingPhilly » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:24:51

i'd take moyer out now, just isn't going to get anything called tonight

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Postby Wizlah » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:24:54

Woody wrote:These are the kind of umpiring performances that happen when Moyer ends up getting shelled


enough with the self-fulfillng prophecies. jamie's not doin' so bad in the second inning.

hah. they talked about his pitch count again. idiots.
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Postby iamgeorge » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:25:06

"Good patient at-bat"

Especially when you really don't have to swing because there's no strike zone.

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Postby Woody » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:25:17

1 wrote:
Woody wrote:These are the kind of umpiring performances that happen when Moyer ends up getting shelled


we hate to lose, d


but the umpires want us to. it's not in the cards tonight, or tomorrow. get ready for game 5. and then a long offseason

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Postby phdave » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:25:19

Trent Steele wrote:Ump has a very high strike zone. Not calling any low strikes
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He called a very low strike on Rollins.
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Postby Trent Steele » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:25:24

This is insane
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Postby philliesphhan » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:25:26

According to Gameday, the first pitch to Cameron couldn't have been more of a strike
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Postby Monkeyboy » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:25:28

Wizlah wrote:Viper does remind me that we're facing a pitcher called bush, and with due respect to those of our readers who are female, there haven't been nearly enough bad jokes about muff and the like.

Which, let's face it, would make a change since we're usually talking about $#@! and so forth.



With a Bush pitching for the Brewers, why is Jamie Moyer the one that's busy as a beaver?


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Postby viper » Sat Oct 04, 2008 19:25:34

where was that first pitch to hall
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