I just saw a Lamborghini go up Scottsdale road without headlights at 1:30. I guess we will hear about some athlete gettong popped for a DUI later today.

Vox saved St. Patrick's day, bringing home Shamrock shakes for all.

I once puked up shamrock shake. And it had nothing to do with alcohol. I was eleven. Shamrock shake coming up looks exactly like shamrock shake going down.

I wore green yesterday, but by accident.

They've been messing with the formula (I won't call it a recipe) - a couple years it was really vile. It's been improved.

Paris bomber Salah Abdeslam was captured alive in Belgium after he was shot in a raid. GOT UM

gonna start a change.org jawn for boston market to BRING BACK HAM

Mock if you must bit I'm pretty excited that I got harry Con nick tickets.

Star Turtle is legit one of my favorite albums of the era.

Scoping out this chick next to me with man bun. I may have a bigger arms and chest, but she might do some incredible things under the sheets or on the kitchen counter or dining room table.

I blew off my ex, my gf who is living with me and two other chicks tonight so I could drink all alone. Life sucks!

Those buildings they blew up in north philly scared the fuck out of me out of my sleep

TenuredVulture wrote:Mock if you must bit I'm pretty excited that I got harry Con nick tickets.

Why would you get mocked? Connick is pretty great.

Take it to the old people problems thread

the thread title word Pensamientos reminds me of Pentos reminds me of Game of Thrones reminds me that it's back on soon. i'm hyped

You'll never make it as a wise man. Heck, you probably couldn't even cut it as a poor man stealing

smitty wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:Mock if you must bit I'm pretty excited that I got harry Con nick tickets.

Why would you get mocked? Connick is pretty great.

Well I got mocked in the music thread for praising some contemporary pop acts, so I just assumed anything I liked lacked the kind of hipster cred you need to be respected around here.

I did see him in 1988 or 89 in a half empty TLA with just a stand up bass player and he was fantastic then.

Coming up with plans to build a cat bed/hammock to put next to my desk at home to hopefully incentivize my cat to not lay right at my feet. Hopefully this will reduce the instances of me stepping on him or kicking him in the head

My feelings kind of get hurt when someone unfriends me. I'll delete you too so there!

When I am a little bit drunk like I have been the last three days I actually don't know if I can walk past doors without smashing my elbow. It's a curse.

TenuredVulture wrote:

smitty wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:Mock if you must bit I'm pretty excited that I got harry Con nick tickets.

Why would you get mocked? Connick is pretty great.

Well I got mocked in the music thread for praising some contemporary pop acts, so I just assumed anything I liked lacked the kind of hipster cred you need to be respected around here.

I did see him in 1988 or 89 in a half empty TLA with just a stand up bass player and he was fantastic then.

We adults respect your taste TV. Watched some tribute to someone some years back in which he and fellow Nawlinzian Ellis Marsalis were paired. Connick was almost sheepish in his respect for the older musician, and I thought they performed pretty well together. He carried that 'second coming of Sinatra' thing around for awhile, which must have sucked