And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby The B1G Piece » Mon Feb 01, 2016 14:18:32

Eem wrote:Pretty extensive discussion of the beer shits at the office today

Post-IPAs are always the worst.

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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Feb 01, 2016 14:22:16

Eem wrote:Pretty extensive discussion of the beer shits at the office today


More interesting than mattresses I'm sure.
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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Mon Feb 01, 2016 14:26:52

Slowhand wrote:
Eem wrote:Pretty extensive discussion of the beer shits at the office today


More interesting than mattresses I'm sure.


What if the conversation, in part, was about beer shit stains on mattresses?
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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby CalvinBall » Mon Feb 01, 2016 14:28:07

The B1G Piece wrote:
Eem wrote:Pretty extensive discussion of the beer shits at the office today

Post-IPAs are always the worst.


wretched smelling. what is the science behind it?

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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby The B1G Piece » Mon Feb 01, 2016 14:33:43

CalvinBall wrote:
The B1G Piece wrote:
Eem wrote:Pretty extensive discussion of the beer shits at the office today

Post-IPAs are always the worst.


wretched smelling. what is the science behind it?

has to be the hop variations.

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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Feb 01, 2016 14:34:58

CalvinBall wrote:
The B1G Piece wrote:
Eem wrote:Pretty extensive discussion of the beer #$!&@ at the office today

Post-IPAs are always the worst.


wretched smelling. what is the science behind it?



https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comm ... eer_farts/

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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby CalvinBall » Mon Feb 01, 2016 14:36:25

We have the ethanol in alcohol to thank for the day-after-drinking stool (DADS), a phenomenon that’s also know by a far more vulgar term: the beer sh*ts. Ethanol revs up the digestive process, which is why you have the urge to go right when you wake. Speeding up digestion also means that there’s less time for the colon to absorb H2O, which can lead to watery stool, says Anish Sheth, M.D., a gastroenterologist and author of What’s Your Poo Telling You?

Beer and malt liquor are particularly bad offenders when it comes to DADS. Our bodies usually produce plenty of enzymes to break down the complex carbohydrates found in these drinks when they make their way to the small intestine. But the high volume of carbs that comes with guzzling beer, coupled with an accelerated digestive process (thanks, ethanol!) means some of the carbohydrates may enter the large intestine without breaking down, Sheth explains. The bacteria in the large intestine then have a field day fermenting the remaining carbohydrates, which results in gas, cramping, and (you guessed it) more diarrhea. A few loose bowel movements is nothing to worry about, but if the diarrhea continues for more than a day, you should consult a medical professional, Sheth says.


http://greatist.com/grow/day-after-drinking-stool

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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby 702 » Mon Feb 01, 2016 14:40:11

Same goes for why your piss smells god awful after eating asparagus.

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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby Eem » Mon Feb 01, 2016 14:43:59

The B1G Piece wrote:
Eem wrote:Pretty extensive discussion of the beer shits at the office today

Post-IPAs are always the worst.

Never done with one trip either
Bed and bath i love this places

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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby Soren » Mon Feb 01, 2016 15:20:32

any evidence that those balance ball/balance chair covers actually do any good for you?
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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Feb 01, 2016 15:26:09

my evidence is i fell off one today

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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby The B1G Piece » Mon Feb 01, 2016 16:06:06

Eem wrote:
The B1G Piece wrote:
Eem wrote:Pretty extensive discussion of the beer shits at the office today

Post-IPAs are always the worst.

Never done with one trip either

Yep

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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby JUburton » Mon Feb 01, 2016 16:06:35

Eem wrote:
The B1G Piece wrote:
Eem wrote:Pretty extensive discussion of the beer shits at the office today

Post-IPAs are always the worst.

Never done with one trip either
i consider it a cleansing opportunity

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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Mon Feb 01, 2016 16:19:16

almost two months for a random thoughts thread. it has fallen on hard times.

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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Mon Feb 01, 2016 16:26:50

Friday threads stealing all the glory
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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby Youseff » Mon Feb 01, 2016 16:46:31

:P
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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby slugsrbad » Mon Feb 01, 2016 16:49:08

Youseff is smiling all over today. I don't know if we should be scared or what.
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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby Youseff » Mon Feb 01, 2016 16:50:30

just bringing some sunshine to my favorite threads
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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby Rev_Beezer » Mon Feb 01, 2016 19:15:09

Help me get my voice back. Every year I lose it for like two months when I get my winter cold. That time is now.

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Re: And I ran. I Random Far Away.

Unread postby Napalm » Mon Feb 01, 2016 19:30:08

listen here sonny, you gotta drink some orange juice, you need some acidity to get the bunnies in your throat percolating. Drink tea, especially with lemon. Hot lemon water, honey is a sweet addition, makes your throat feel all nice and good. Rinse some salt water in there to relieve and gain control of the texture of the walls in your passageway. Let that sweet sweet breathe flow through you. positive vibes, you will clear yourself

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