Except Mexico and Samoa. They're fatsos too.

Got a rehearsal dinner tomorrow night for a kid I've never seen wear anything other than shorts and cutoffs. Guess I still need to wear some dress pants. Going no tie though!

Shaved off this goatee thing I had forever and am just rocking the straight stache for the time being.


*unable to grow a beard since birth

Hey back from the woods. Sleeping on a hotel floor in Boston. What did I miss?

I chile the back side of a bottom front tooth today. Was just sitting in the car and I felt something hard in my mouth. Spat it out and it is a small chunk of my tooth. I sky have dental right now so what a joy. Can teeth just fall apart on their own? I wasn't even eating anything.

Mr. Ball, sir, are you currently DRUNK?

Surgery today. Think I have to stay overnight. Hope they get good channels on the tv

good luck bff hope it all goes well and youre feelin better in no time

I hope you win

go team

PTOITWCFTPP for PTOITWCFTPP

Seriously get with the program 702

HEY SOREN

one of The Kid's therapists said that lots of his kids on the spectrum really like MTG. How would one get a kid started on that??

CalvinBall wrote:I chile the back side of a bottom front tooth today. Was just sitting in the car and I felt something hard in my mouth. Spat it out and it is a small chunk of my tooth. I sky have dental right now so what a joy. Can teeth just fall apart on their own? I wasn't even eating anything.

It probably wasn't part of your actual tooth but a chunk of plaque that came off.

GROSS!

Bucky wrote:HEY SOREN

one of The Kid's therapists said that lots of his kids on the spectrum really like MTG. How would one get a kid started on that??

Well, a really good step one would be to find a local store he could play if he's up for that. The most popular format involves games on Friday nights but most gaming shops host weekend events as well. If there's a place near you that isn't run by a total shithead they're generally very, very helpful and will help get a deck built so he can join in and participate. A lot of times there are groups of casual players that will meet during the week or on the weekend to play a few games and drink mountain dew and be socially awkward together.

Past that, the company that manufactures MTG has started putting out "Duel decks" which are two packs of pre constructed decks you can use to learn with. They generally have some pretty good cards and easy to understand themes. The decks include the rules and some general strategy tips for the decks.

If he takes to it, lemme know. I'm always happy to blab about my nerdery of choice.

Bah, make him play D&D like a real nerd.

Is that still a thing? I had friends who were really into it. I played a few times, but found it boring.