I want my tattoo artist to give a fuck

Buddy is giving me the guilt trip for not doing his all you can drink half ball tournament on Saturday. Don't feel like playing in category 2, jabroni.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:pretty excited about a couple PB+Js for dinner

I've done this a few times over the past two weeks. Really dig it.

CalvinBall wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:pretty excited about a couple PB+Js for dinner

I've done this a few times over the past two weeks. Really dig it.

Scrap the jelly and add Nutella and you're having a party.

I loved all of the modern man quotes, but the Soren-Pac exchange a few pages back was hilarious.

/not so random thought.

your obsession with those modern man quotes is weird.

It's a little wild and a little straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange when you make your home out on the raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange

I simply do not know what I would do if I had to go through life with the name "Paxton"

1 wrote:I simply do not know what I would do if I had to go through life with the name "Paxton"

It would be game over man, game over!

PrattRules wrote:Buddy is giving me the guilt trip for not doing his all you can drink half ball tournament on Saturday. Don't feel like playing in category 2, jabroni.

Rendell just called you a bitch

breakfast. love consuming it, probably my most looked forward to meal.

do you dream about it?

had a pb&j for breakfast this morning.

its the building block that sets the base for the proper chemical composition that we attune for our peak level of performance and functionality. with your choice of side dishes of coffee, tobacco, or herb, now we're havin a feast

handful of people seem outraged that city paper was bought. seems so forced to me. did they actually even read the thing? i didnt and thats why i dont care.

i will fight anybody or at least respectfully disagree if they denounce the importance of breakfast.

CalvinBall wrote:handful of people seem outraged that city paper was bought. seems so forced to me. did they actually even read the thing? i didnt and thats why i dont care.

you have cared about everything that you have said youve never cared about or feigned indifference towards and get sick of topics that become popularized. in a way, you are the ultimate counterculture hipster

eh, i think it's overrated. like if we're talking first thing, before 10/11 am

Houshphandzadeh wrote:do you dream about it?

i went on a road trip last week and often thought about where my morning meal would come from. it held some more significance for sure, in acquiring body fuel to make the next decision after that

City Paper has had a lot of good cover stories over the years

no one else has seemed to care that our police officers are immune to prosecution